If I was just a fan of music, I would think that I was the number one artist in the world.
‐‐ Kanye West
If I was just considered a looker and wasn't considered an actor, where would I be in 10 or 20 years from now?
‐‐ Heather Matarazzo
If I was just in one band, I would have a problem with the amount of time between records because I don't want to wave one flag. I just want to be part of something cool.
‐‐ Josh Homme
If I was just to shut up, I wouldn't be a true artist.
‐‐ ASAP Ferg
If I was left to my own devices, you would see about ten T-shirts in rotation with maybe a few nice pairs of jeans - but I also like to look good. I like feeling really well put together, I just don't have the aptitude and the knowledge to do that.
‐‐ Daniel Radcliffe
If I was like some of the characters I played, I'd probably be dead by now.
‐‐ Jennifer Tilly
If I was madly in love with someone who offered the opportunity to spend our lives together, I would love to have a child or adopt a child.
‐‐ Charlie Rose
If I was making a tea advert, I would want to communicate about tea is that it can console you, it can start your day, there is the warmth and the ritual, and you can share it; you make someone a cup of tea and you offer it to them.
‐‐ Matt Smith
If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom.
‐‐ Judy Gold
If I was money-motivated, I wouldn't have joined a rock band with three other Armenian guys.
‐‐ Daron Malakian
If I was not allowed to mention that I was in the film industry, I could go six months without getting a kiss.
‐‐ Peter Farrelly
If I was not an actor, I would have been working in a five star hotel as a chef.
‐‐ Dhanush
If I was on a march at the moment I would be saying to everyone: 'Be honest with each other. Admit there are limitless possibilities in relationships, and love as many people as you can in whatever way you want, and get rid of your inhibitions, and we'll all be happy.
‐‐ Ian Mckellen
If I was on a 'Modern Family' kind of show, and they said, 'You have to say that the burger is $5.55; Have a good day!'... I could do that!
‐‐ Charlie Puth
If I was on a third or fourth line I would probably be in the NHL, because you don't have to produce every night.
‐‐ Jaromir Jagr
If I was on Broadway, I would want to do anything Vaudeville or a biopic.
‐‐ Kat Graham
If I was on the air and was just kind of a plain-vanilla personality that took the safe road and the safe way trying to please all of the people all of the time, I'd been gone in two weeks.
‐‐ Phil McGraw
If I was painting or writing, I wouldn't veer away from things because they seemed unsavoury to me. So as an actor, I kind of think the same way. I should do things that are different and interesting and shed light on the craziness of the world.
‐‐ Josh Hartnett
If I was president, of course I'd want an amendment banning boy bands, but it just wouldn't be right, and I wouldn't do it. Then again... I don't want to paint myself into a corner on this one. Let me think about it.
‐‐ Jessi Klein
If I was President of the United States, I'd rather be right than interesting. If I was CEO of a company, I'd rather be right than interesting. But I'm a journalist - what journalist would rather be right than interesting?
‐‐ Malcolm Gladwell
If I was producing something, it wouldn't make sense to me to cast somebody because of who their father is because that doesn't put anyone in the seats in the theatre. I wouldn't go to a movie because that person's father is so and so.
‐‐ Bryce Dallas Howard
If I was rich enough, I would love to launch my own record label. I would love to try and give all my musically talented friends a start in the industry.
‐‐ Cara Delevingne
If I was roped into a seven-year TV contract I'd probably hang myself.
‐‐ Justin Theroux
If I was sad or afraid, I would sit in a corner and sing. If I was happy I would jump into the middle of the room and sing. It was how I expressed my emotions.
‐‐ Nana Mouskouri
If I was Sean Connery, I would have been macho.
‐‐ Patrick Macnee
If I was sharp in every area, I might be too big-headed or something.
‐‐ Andrae Crouch
If I was starting off now, I would probably have taken one or two different turnings along the way.
‐‐ Len G. Murray
If I was still at school, I'd be looking at Britney Spears and dying to be her.
‐‐ Sheena Easton
If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut.
‐‐ Donald Trump
If I was the Jackie Robinson of golf, I sure didn't do a very good job of it. Jackie was followed by hundreds of great black ballplayers who have transformed their sport... But there are hardly any black kids coming up through the ranks of golf today.
‐‐ Charlie Sifford
If I was the type of person who had tennis, tennis, tennis all the time and I went to bed and ended up dreaming about tennis, I would go nuts.
‐‐ Marat Safin
If I was to direct a movie about a super-confident guy, first of all I would hate that character. I can do a super-confident guy who crashes and burns and has to rebuild himself as somebody humble. But a super-confident guy that just gets more confident and gets the girl and the money and more success? That's not interesting.
‐‐ Louis Leterrier
If I was to direct Ron Howard, I guarantee you, I would put him through a living hell every day. I would demand so much of him. We wouldn't quit until he leaves the set crying. Weeping! Spent!
‐‐ Tom Hanks
If I was to do anything besides acting, I would be a fireman or a beat cop. I'd do a regular job.
‐‐ Manny Montana
If I was to do it all over again, I wouldn't change a thing.
‐‐ Bobby Hull
If I was to get money, that's the first thing you would get: a '96 Impala.
‐‐ Meek Mill
If I was to get turned down by a girl, I'd just give up and say, 'Oh well.'
‐‐ Liam Hemsworth
If I was to go to sleep before midnight, I would feel weird about myself, like I wasted a day. My most productive hours are between midnight and five.
‐‐ J. Cole
If I was to have a reality show, it wouldn't be a show based on my personal life. I'd want it to showcase me and my girls on tour, like living life as a young artist, not exposing what goes on in my family situations.
‐‐ Kehlani
If I was to meet Lou Reed or Bob Dylan, I would be totally helpless. Writers and musicians make me feel completely starstruck.
‐‐ Toby Stephens
If I was to meet my eight-year-old self, I would say, 'Don't listen to what they say about you. Wear your anorak with pride!'
‐‐ Peter Capaldi
If I was to pick a cartoon character I am most like, I would say Daisy Duck because she is very stubborn, she has a very feminine sense, and she knows what she likes.
‐‐ Britney Spears
If I was to put a little flag in everywhere I've been in the world, there'd be a lot of little flags.
‐‐ Charles Dance
If I was to say what I am, I'd be a Labour man. I like Tony Blair a lot, I think he's a good man. And in America I'd definitely be a Democrat; I'd never be a Republican.
‐‐ Elton John
If I was working hard, she bled into my personality. I became more cynical.
‐‐ Marg Helgenberger
If I was working nine to five, acting would be my hobby... I always feel like maybe I should do an Open University degree. But I'm never going to.
‐‐ Claire Foy
If I was writing about an academic or a more difficult person, I would use the Latinate vocabulary more, but I do think Anglo-saxon is the language of emotion.
‐‐ Lydia Davis
If I was writing songs just for me I'd only play them in my living room, alone.
‐‐ Tori Amos
If I wash my hair in the morning, then I usually air-dry it. In warmer weather, if I walk my dog, by the time I am back in, it is usually nice and dry!
‐‐ Jillian Hervey