All Quotes

If I was afraid of being killed, I would never speak out against the government.
‐‐ Aung San Suu Kyi

If I was ambitious in my career, then I would have moved to the United States and given it a good go at films.
‐‐ Keeley Hawes

If I was as relaxed as what I perceived myself to be, I would not be able to multi-task the way I multi-task.
‐‐ Miranda Kerr

If I was ashamed of who I am, I would be in the closet.
‐‐ Jillian Michaels

If I was asked to say what was the greatest invention of human beings, I would say the sentence.
‐‐ John Banville

If I was at home, I'd find myself checking email and looking at the Internet when I should be working. In the library, I can get an awful lot done in a couple of hours, but it can become quite sociable, which you have to watch out for. There are a lot of people you can pop out and have a coffee with.
‐‐ Justin Cartwright

If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do was hit .400.
‐‐ Ted Williams

If I was bigger I might not have had the same skill set as I do, the speed.
‐‐ Patrick Kane

If I was born 400 years ago instead of now, I wouldn't have the life I have. There were freak shows, and there was horrible discrimination.
‐‐ Peter Dinklage

If I was born again, I would be able to do any sport because I would have time to learn.
‐‐ Andy Lau

If I was British, I would vote resolutely 'remain' because it's in the U.K.'s interest.
‐‐ Emmanuel Macron

If I was called back to 'Grand Budapest 2,' a prequel or whatever, I'm there. I'm there in a heartbeat.
‐‐ Tony Revolori

If I was coming into the business today, I wouldn't be in it. Knowing what I know, absolutely not.
‐‐ Jason Patric

If I was courting the Muslim vote, I wouldn't have put establishing the partnership ceremony at the forefront of my first term, would I? I go all around London advocating lesbian and gay rights.
‐‐ Ken Livingstone

If I was crazy, I'd throw the ball into the stands with the bases loaded. Now, that's crazy. If I was stupid, I'd throw the ball into center field with the bases loaded and a 3-2 count on the hitter. Now, that's stupid.
‐‐ Joaquin Andujar

If I was designing a web site for elementary school children, I might have a much higher percentage of older computers with outdated browsers since keeping up with browser and hardware technology has not traditionally been a strong point of most elementary schools.
‐‐ Mike Davidson

If I was discovered by anyone, it would be Stephen O'Neil, who saw me in a play at Williamstown and introduced me to my team who I'm still with today. He was the first person to introduce me to the film and TV world. Other than that, I just assumed I would be a theater actor my whole life.
‐‐ Logan Marshall-Green

If I was doing a musical, I would never listen to the cast album, because I wanted to do my version of something.
‐‐ J. K. Simmons

If I was doing something for the money, I'd be quite miserable.
‐‐ Ricky Williams

If I was doing 'The Hunt' constantly, I would get very old, very fast.
‐‐ Mads Mikkelsen

If I was elected God for a day, homosexuality wouldn't be permitted, but nobody's electing me God.
‐‐ Mark Neumann

If I was ever gonna remake a Peckinpah film, it would be 'Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia.' That's my favorite Peckinpah film.
‐‐ Joe Carnahan

If I was gay, why would I hide it?
‐‐ David Copperfield

If I was gay, why wouldn't I admit it? It wouldn't harm me.
‐‐ Simon Cowell

If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?
‐‐ Larry David

If I was going to do anything, I'd be a producer, only because I'd like to have a say in what gets made and what doesn't.
‐‐ Kristin Davis

If I was going to do Fall Out Boy, I wanted it to be a real outlet for my writing.
‐‐ Joe Trohman

If I was going to go to college, I had to have a scholarship. By my sophomore year, it was evident golf was not going to be the path.
‐‐ Tim Finchem

If I was going to make a broad generalisation, I'd say that I prefer the company of women. People know now that I live with Mike Figgis, but I prefer not to talk about it. On one level, privacy is important, but on another level I have no desire to deny certain things.
‐‐ Saffron Burrows

If I was going to make one rule change, I would bring the DH in the National League.
‐‐ George Brett

If I was going to play offense, I'd love to play running back. In high school I played quarterback and wide receiver, but I wouldn't mind running over some folks.
‐‐ Ronnie Lott

If I was going to pretend to be the supermom next door, it would've been counterfeit and a lie. I figured I had to write something out of a new place.
‐‐ Sandra Tsing Loh

If I was going to write something, I'd need to stop for three months and just see if I had any thoughts in there.
‐‐ Mariella Frostrup

If I was gonna go to jail, I don't want to go to jail for stealing a bottle of water. I'll steal that $20 million. At least then it was worth it.
‐‐ Idris Elba

If I was good each week, my father would take me to a different pet store each Saturday. I had a snake, horny toads, turtles, lizards, rabbits, guinea pigs... I kept my alligator in the bathtub until it got too big.
‐‐ Dick Van Patten

If I was having a bad day, eating was like self-medicating. But if you abuse food, you still have to use that substance that you abuse every day. You have to learn to use it responsibly.
‐‐ Al Roker

If I was hearing something I couldn't do, I would figure out how to do it.
‐‐ Bill Bruford

If I was in a refugee camp somewhere on the Pakistani border, of course I'd want to come to Australia.
‐‐ Tony Abbott

If I was in a room with a bunch of skinheads talking about racism, then I would be disturbed, but after we finished a take, we were normal people again.
‐‐ Edward Furlong

If I was in a situation where it wasn't working and I had a choice with another man, I'm gonna assess it like a business deal: who is the better person for me?
‐‐ Patti Stanger

If I was in a zombie apocalypse, I wouldn't be playing music, because that would attract zombies.
‐‐ Scott Weiland

If I was in charge, I'd keep doing The Go-Go's forever, but it's a band, so everyone has their say.
‐‐ Jane Wiedlin

If I was in love with someone, I would get their picture out of the school yearbook and do portraits. If I was curious about sex, I would draw pictures of it. There were no books for me to look at. Then I would go find my father's matches to burn the paper.
‐‐ Lynn Johnston

If I was in office, I'd get together all the chiefs and all the heads and chiefs of staffs of all the countries and explain to them like, 'This is how it's going to be. We need y'all oil and water. Y'all need our money and technology. Now, what y'all gon' do?'
‐‐ Trick Daddy

If I was influenced by anything, it was architecture: structure having to do with logic. If you don't do it right, the whole thing is going to cave in. In a certain sense, you can carry that to graphic design. Fortunately, however, nobody is going to die if you do it wrong.
‐‐ Paul Rand

If I was into politics, I would be rich.
‐‐ Lena Headey

If I was invincible, maybe I would take up some extreme sports.
‐‐ Tom Welling

If I was involved with the NFL, I'd seriously consider adopting some of the rules used in Canada. I've heard, unofficially, of course, some NFL club owners have talked about adding a feature or two. The NFL went for the two-point conversion. Professional sport is entertainment, and the CFL, I believe, is ahead of the NFL in that regard.
‐‐ Pat Gillick

If I was Judge Del Rosario, I would say Ili, of all people, you know better.
‐‐ Duane Chapman