All Quotes

If I see a spider in my house, I put it in a cup, and then I take it outside. I save it. What is wrong with me?
‐‐ Jacqueline Emerson

If I see a spider in the flat, I try to get a cup and a piece of paper and throw it out of the window. I can't kill them because they're good for catching flies.
‐‐ Matt Smith

If I see an actor in a role that is really terrifying, no matter how many times I meet him socially, I'm still frightened of him. I think he's going to hit me.
‐‐ Tom Stoppard

If I see an ending, I can work backward.
‐‐ Arthur Miller

If I see an orchid that's fantastically expensive, I'll buy it. It's worth it, for no other reason than it gives me pleasure.
‐‐ Lee Radziwill

If I see anything remotely like a telcom-run faster internet that you have to pay more to get preferential traffic on, I'm out folks. I've seen this story before, I ran an ISP back in the late 90s.
‐‐ Drew Curtis

If I see anything vital around me, it is precisely that spirit of adventure, which seems indestructible and is akin to curiosity.
‐‐ Marie Curie

If I see Marian Keyes' books or Patricia Scanlan's books given more prominence than mine in the bookstore, I'll move mine to the front. I've told them I do this, and they've confessed to doing the same thing to me.
‐‐ Maeve Binchy

If I see my fans crying, I just want to give them a hug... and tell them I love them.
‐‐ Austin Mahone

If I see my films described as 'quirky' or, even worse, 'snarky' one more time, I'm going to probably seriously consider an early retirement. All these years, I've labored under the conceit that they were "darkly humorous.'
‐‐ Terry Zwigoff

If I see myself on a worst-dressed list - and I've been on many of them - I tend to have low self esteem for 24 hours. I just like to feel comfortable, and I like being excited about whatever it is I'm wearing. I hate subjecting myself to that kind of criticism!
‐‐ Busy Philipps

If I see one more forensics show, I'm gonna throw up.
‐‐ Dean Winters

If I see one side of somebody, I want to see the other side.
‐‐ Kurt Russell

If I see somebody dancing really well, it can make me want to dance. Or it could be the music. But perhaps the thing I miss the most is that when you're dancing, everyday concerns vanish. It's a unique world.
‐‐ Damian Woetzel

If I see someone doing a new sport, I usually like to throw myself into it, and I never look at it and think, 'That's something I can't do.'
‐‐ Manu Bennett

If I see someone down, I'll try to give him a good laugh.
‐‐ Joe Cowley

If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I'm not having fun.
‐‐ Ron White

If I see someone wearing Hilfiger it makes me proud, but then I wonder what I could do to make the style more relevant for them next year?
‐‐ Tommy Hilfiger

If I see something dirty or untidy, I have to clean it up.
‐‐ Indira Gandhi

If I see something dubious, say on a blog or a Web site, and I don't see it anywhere else, I'll just go right to the source and check it out.
‐‐ Al Michaels

If I see something new, I'd be like, 'Ooh, I want to do that.' The hunger to learn and do better never goes. Your mind is always working. You want to do so many creative things.
‐‐ Madhuri Dixit

If I see something really nasty on Twitter, I will usually delete it or block the person because I don't want to see that every day... Get to know me, and then you can talk about me!
‐‐ Kendall Jenner

If I see something sagging, bagging or dragging I'll get it nipped, tucked or sucked.
‐‐ Dolly Parton

If I see something that inspires me, I'll dress like it.
‐‐ Paloma Faith

If I see something that's extremely challenging, I'm like, 'That seems really hard. Let's try it.' It's just my personality.
‐‐ Condola Rashad

If I see something that's morally ambiguous or ambiguously beautiful or has some pull in some way, I won't censor myself; I always run towards the light.
‐‐ Harmony Korine

If I see three oranges, I have to juggle. And if I see two towers, I have to walk.
‐‐ Philippe Petit

If I see what you're up to on Facebook but I don't see your updates on Flickr, I'll still care about Facebook.
‐‐ Max Levchin

If I seem to boast more than is becoming, my excuse is that I brag for humanity rather than for myself.
‐‐ Henry David Thoreau

If I send out positive messages, it will set a chain of healthy thought processes.
‐‐ Persis Khambatta

If I set off to do something, why not do it properly? Otherwise, what's the point?
‐‐ Anouska Hempel

If I settle a case out of court, it's because I love the person.
‐‐ Berry Gordy

If I shall exist eternally, how shall I exist tomorrow?
‐‐ Franz Kafka

If I shave, I don't have a chin anymore.
‐‐ Casey Abrams

If I shoot it, I'm gonna eat it.
‐‐ Paul Broun

If I should ever be captured, I want no negotiation - and if I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.
‐‐ Henry A. Kissinger

If I should get selected into the Hall of Fame, I'd be able to say 'thank you' to all the legends that are in the Hall of Fame. And also say thank you to my teammates, and also to all the fans. It's going to be like a dream come true.
‐‐ Jerry Rice

If I should have a daughter, instead of 'Mom,' she's gonna call me 'Point B,' because that way she knows that no matter what happens, at least she can always find her way to me. And I'm going to paint solar systems on the backs of her hands so she has to learn the entire universe before she can say, 'Oh, I know that like the back of my hand.'
‐‐ Sarah Kay

'If I Should Love Again' - I was just so impressed with myself writing something like that. It wasn't a single and people didn't really know about it, but it's a beautiful song and that's part of what I'm loving.
‐‐ Barry Manilow

If I should say anything that is not in conformity with what is held by the Holy Roman Catholic Church, it will be through ignorance and not through malice. This may be taken as certain, and also that, through God's goodness, I am, and shall always be, as I always have been, subject to her.
‐‐ Saint Teresa of Avila

If I sign up for Facebook and want my account destroyed, it is impossible. They keep tabs on you; there will always be a trace.
‐‐ Robert Cailliau

If I signed it that is the way it really happened. I don't know of any individuals who are saying anything different. I have no idea what is going on with that.
‐‐ Jose Canseco

If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
‐‐ Ron White

If I sit down to write a young-adult novel, then I'm going to write either to the punch-pulling expectation of what I can't do, or I'm going to go the other way and think about what can I sneak in to be 'down with the kids' - which would be excruciating.
‐‐ Patrick Ness

If I sit down with an electric guitar, what's going to come out are Sabbath/Zeppelin type riffs, but if I'm sitting behind a piano late at night, I might write something like 'Desperado.' You're not going to write 'Desperado' between a wall of Marshalls and thumping, crushing volume.
‐‐ Zakk Wylde

If I sleep for more than half an hour, I get horrible dreams in which I'm firing a gun and helicopters are coming down.
‐‐ Emmanuel Jal

If I sleep in and don't run, I'll feel a little bit off because I didn't do what I was supposed to do. But I'm not going to beat myself up because of it. I'll just get right back on track.
‐‐ Valerie Bertinelli

If I slip up and receive a good gift, I will not have given a good gift. This is probably a natural law that affects us all and needs a name. The Gift Reciprocal Law.
‐‐ Padgett Powell

If I snowboard, I will eat it.
‐‐ Charlie Carver

If I sold something, and it didn't perform, I'd never forgive myself.
‐‐ Len Buckeridge