If I make a move, like raise my eyebrows, some critic says I'm doing Nicholson. What am I supposed to do, cut off my eyebrows?
‐‐ Christian Slater
If I make a movie in English, the money will come from Europe, so that I can keep my independence and freedom. The way they produce in Hollywood doesn't fit me.
‐‐ Pedro Almodovar
If I make a new bag I love, I don't keep it.
‐‐ Judith Leiber
If I make a song where I'm happy, I sound completely mad - I think my voice is better-suited for sadder songs.
‐‐ Jessie Ware
If I make a speech, I need a translator. But music does not need a translation. People understand me through the sound. That I think is very important. This is just one planet, like one family.
‐‐ Mstislav Rostropovich
If I make a wrong decision, I worry what might have been. I stress out over very insignificant things.
‐‐ Courtney Barnett
If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at.
‐‐ Tracy Morgan
If I make money, I'm happy. Even if I lose money, I'm happy.
‐‐ Lui Che Woo
If I make two films in a year, they'll be different. This is my style - I can't have just one way.
‐‐ Mohsen Makhmalbaf
If I make two movies my entire life, and they're two movies that - whether they make a lot of money or two people go to see them - they speak of me, then I consider them incredibly successful. I don't need to be Steven Spielberg.
‐‐ Jodie Foster
If I make your workplace conducive to walking at lunch, or working out at some time during the day, or I get people to use the stairs more by creating incentives to do such, then people will start doing it naturally.
‐‐ Mehmet Oz
If I manage to get seven hours' sleep, I'm a pretty good parent.
‐‐ Ed Stoppard
If I manage to write something that I consider good and valuable in a particular place, that spot automatically has a special aura for me. In Albania, there are two cities where I have written the majority of my work: Gjirokaster, my home city, and Tirana.
‐‐ Ismail Kadare
If I may discuss the idea of explosion. The number of regulations issued in the last two years is approximately the same as the number issued in the last two years of the Bush administration.
‐‐ Cass Sunstein
If I may take the liberty to speak for science at least, today his name and his prizes are without a peer in the world. He not only elevates science but he influences it as well.
‐‐ Melvin Calvin
If I may use such a word when I am speaking of religious subjects, it is by voice and words that men 'mesmerize' each other. Hence it is that the world is converted by the voice of the preacher.
‐‐ Frederick William Faber
If I meet other people and criticize their weaknesses, I rob myself of higher cognitive power. But if I try to enter deeply and lovingly into another person's good qualities, I gather in that force.
‐‐ Rudolf Steiner
If I meet two guys at the same time and one of them is coming on really strong and talking a lot, and the other is more quiet and reserved, I'm going to like the second one. I want someone who isn't going to give it away in the first meeting.
‐‐ Arielle Kebbel
If I messed up at the Oscars, I wouldn't be invited back.
‐‐ Ansel Elgort
If I miss anything about the sport, it's the camaraderie of old teammates.
‐‐ Bo Jackson
If I miss coaching that much, I could go to some little school where they didn't recruit, where all the kids wanted to go. I believe I could find somewhere to coach.
‐‐ Bear Bryant
If I missed my moment, I missed my moment. I mean, I wasn't pining to be president of the United States.
‐‐ Chris Christie
If I move one way, I lose a couple votes. If I move another way, I lose a couple votes.
‐‐ Chuck Grassley
If I moved, he moved. If I stopped, he stopped. It was a duel.
‐‐ Jennifer Esposito
If I must fight, I'll fight; but I prefer not to spit at my enemy beforehand.
‐‐ Charles Lindbergh
If I need something, even a pair of socks, my assistant has to get them for me.
‐‐ Patricia Velasquez
If I need something, I'll invent it.
‐‐ Mickey Spillane
If I need to cheer myself up, I will put on some fabulous '40s musical on video. But I'm very lucky; I seldom get depressed. Without question, I'm a 'glass half full' person. In fact, it's three-quarters full!
‐‐ Joan Collins
If I needed to know about a security exploit, I preferred to get the information by accessing the companies' security teams' files, rather than poring over lines of code to find it on my own. It's just more efficient.
‐‐ Kevin Mitnick
If I never competed again, it wouldn't bother me. I don't care.
‐‐ Charlotte Dujardin
If I never do another movie, I will have had the privilege of working on one of the big Hollywood movies with top people, creating a world that can only be described as totally cinematic.
‐‐ Christine Baranski
If I never do another thing, I've met the good, sweet people of the world.
‐‐ Richard Dawson
If I never have to write another word about cricket again, I'll be a happy man.
‐‐ Joseph O'Neill
If I never sang on a record again I can still look at my walls. They are covered floor to ceiling with gold and platinum records from all over the world.
‐‐ Don Dokken
If I never saw another airport again, I'd be happy!
‐‐ Emm Gryner
If I never showed my face, it would kind of be easier.
‐‐ Kygo
If I only acted, I feel like I wouldn't have enough creative expression over my own sensibility, and also if I only acted, the notion of surrendering my fate and future to other people is deeply unsettling to me and it would make me uncomfortable.
‐‐ Alex Karpovsky
If I only concentrated on one thing, I would limit myself in life.
‐‐ Sasha Grey
If I only dated actresses, I'd be a very lonely man.
‐‐ Joshua Jackson
If I only did theatre I would have had to waitress, and I didn't want to waitress.
‐‐ Kim Cattrall
If I only get to play Malaysian roles, there wouldn't be very many roles for me to play.
‐‐ Michelle Yeoh
If I only had 12 years left to live, I'd want to live it as a member of Congress because that was the 12 longest years of my life.
‐‐ Mike Pence
If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
‐‐ Ted Turner
If I only had a little humility, I would be perfect.
‐‐ Ted Turner
If I only made dances about my own experience in dance, it would always be on my track, and I don't want that, I want to be on the track of where dance can take me.
‐‐ Siobhan Davies
If I or any other black can deliver at the box office, I'll get a lot of work. Too many young actors, regardless of their color, try to play an attitude on camera and fail to remember their job is to fit into an entertainment.
‐‐ Mario Van Peebles
If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.
‐‐ Robert Green Ingersoll
If I own a large part of Scotland, I can turn the people off the land practically into the sea or across the sea. I can take women in child-bearing and throw them into the snow and leave them there. That has been done. I can do it for no better reason than I think it is better to shoot deer on the land than allow people to live on it.
‐‐ George Bernard Shaw
If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
‐‐ Louis C. K.
If I owned Marseilles and Hell, I'd rent out Marseilles and live in Hell.
‐‐ John McCarthy