All Quotes

If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars', I'd wind up owing them money.
‐‐ Ricki Lake

If I had been out in the industry instead of being a college kid who had an idea for another T-shirt, I would have been too scared to do anything.
‐‐ Kevin Plank

If I had been prime minister, I would have offered apologies to the Dutch Jewish community without hesitation. This would refer both to our government's attitude during the Second World War and to the very late postwar discovery that the restitution process had been poorly conceived.
‐‐ Els Borst

If I had been straight, I would have been an entirely different person. I would never have turned toward writing with a burning desire to confess, to understand, to justify myself in the eyes of others... I wouldn't have been impelled to live in New York and choose the hard poverty of bohemia over the soft comfort of the business world.
‐‐ Edmund White

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said 'No.'
‐‐ Margaret Smith

If I had been told to get out of the street as a teenager, there would have been a distinct possibility that I might have smarted off. But, I wouldn't have expected to be shot.
‐‐ Rand Paul

If I had been trying to take the job away from him in a sneaky, underhand manner, then I deserved all I got. But it was the other way around. I was trying to get him the job.
‐‐ Ian St. John

If I had been under ObamaCare, and a beaurocrat had been trying to tell me when I could get that CT scan, that would have delayed my treatment. I was able to get the treatment as fast as I could based upon my timetable, and not the government's timetable. That's what saved my life.
‐‐ Herman Cain

If I had been with all the women that I was said to have been with, I wouldn't have had the time to shoot a single movie!
‐‐ George Clooney

If I had caused any trouble worth mentioning, you would have read about it in 'Star' magazine, which is probably why I didn't cause any trouble worth mentioning.
‐‐ Danica McKellar

If I had children, I would be very selfish. I wouldn't be out doing things. But by not having kids, it makes me freer to travel the world and talk about things I feel are important.
‐‐ Linda Blair

If I had chosen the populist course, it would have been a breach of the trust placed in me by the people.
‐‐ Narendra Modi

If I had criteria, it would just be that I want to play active people who can solve problems, not people who have things thrust in their lap and need somebody to solve their problems for them.
‐‐ Mackenzie Davis

If I had done a sequel to 'Day of the Tentacle,' there probably wouldn't have been a 'Full Throttle.' If I did a 'Full Throttle' sequel, there wouldn't have been a 'Grim Fandango.' It's important to make new stuff up.
‐‐ Tim Schafer

If I had done 'Titanic,' it would have made, probably, $200,000 - worldwide. So I think my life would have been very, very similar.
‐‐ Billy Crudup

If I had done what I was programmed to do, I would now be sitting in a car factory looking at the sizes of wheels, or wondering how to get credit to start a new factory in Russia.
‐‐ Jean Pigozzi

If I had followed the multitude, I should not have studied philosophy.
‐‐ Chrysippus

If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids.
‐‐ Stephen Colbert

If I had girls to educate I would not have them learn both music and drawing.
‐‐ Anna Seward

If I had gone to a big company, it would have been very difficult for me to do research freely. At a big company, say Sony, there are very, very good researchers. So I would have to ask them what I could do.
‐‐ Shuji Nakamura

If I had gone to drama school, I wouldn't be sitting here now because it would have blanded me out; it would have just turned me into another actor.
‐‐ Peter Capaldi

If I had grown up in any place but New Orleans, I don't think my career would have taken off. I wouldn't have heard the music that was around this town. There was so much going on when I was a kid.
‐‐ Pete Fountain

If I had grown up in London, I wouldn't have been as keen to become a comedian or a writer. I'd have been able to see a lot of good films and music and comedy. I'd have been distracted. As it was, I had to make it.
‐‐ Stewart Lee

If I had had a chance to tour with Van Halen before the record, I think it would have been a different record.
‐‐ Gary Cherone

If I had had a thing like an iPad when I was a kid, then I never would have gotten into the habit of writing things down by hand.
‐‐ Joe Haldeman

If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately.
‐‐ Lynda Barry

If I had had plastic surgery, I would have asked for something better than the face you are seeing! I actually really hate plastic surgery when it's just for aesthetics and anti-ageing. I think ageing is beautiful and expressive and characterful.
‐‐ Miranda Hart

If I had had someone like me who had chosen to live their lives out and proud, there would be no need for the Tyler Clementis of the world.
‐‐ Don Lemon

If I had had to struggle at the beginning like most actors... I'd never have stuck it out. But having such complete success at the beginning, I was stuck with being an actor for life.
‐‐ Harry Morgan

If I had high-ticker 10 percent financing, which would probably be the market rate, I would have to dump stuff. The interest payments would be killing me.
‐‐ Barry Sternlicht

If I had intended for 'Minecraft' to end up on consoles, I wouldn't have developed the game in Java. The decision to port the game to consoles came from a combination of player requests, a desire to play around with the brand on different platforms, and some interesting business deals.
‐‐ Markus Persson

If I had it all to do over again, I would do most all things differently. However, how would I know that if, I had not had the opportunity to do them the first time.
‐‐ Janice Markowitz

If I had it my way, I never would have left San Francisco, but things change and that's the nature of this business. We have to move on. We hopefully get opportunities down the road that we take advantage of.
‐‐ Jeff Garcia

If I had it to do all over again, I wouldn't change anything. I probably would have paid for the pleasure of working.
‐‐ Shirley Temple

If I had it to do over, I might have finished school first, then devoted all my time to StumbleUpon instead of dividing my time between the two. In the end, however, it was probably good to take the time I did.
‐‐ Garrett Camp

If I had kids, I'd probably be way over-protective, researching everything they begged to see to make sure the content was appropriate.
‐‐ Jen Lancaster

If I had killed Crow off I can think of least six novels I would never have written, 400,000 words' worth of very necessary experience.
‐‐ Brian Lumley

If I had known being insane was so much fun, I'd have gone crazy long ago.
‐‐ Phylicia Rashad

If I had known how hard it would be to do something new, particularly in the payments industry, I would never have started PayPal. That's why nobody with long experience in banking had done it. You needed to be naive enough to think that new things could be done.
‐‐ Peter Thiel

If I had known how much I hate auditioning, I doubt I would have become an actress.
‐‐ Jaime Murray

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.
‐‐ Lily Tomlin

If I had learned education I would not have had time to learn anything else.
‐‐ Cornelius Vanderbilt

If I had learned more about business ahead of time, I would have been shaped into believing that it was only about finances and quality management.
‐‐ Anita Roddick

If I had let myself off the hook in college, I could have enjoyed myself a lot more. Knowing that I can't have those years back, I have learned to get the most out of living in the now.
‐‐ Chris Pine

If I had made it in cheerleading, I would have never been an actress.
‐‐ Christine Taylor

If I had married someone wealthy when I was young, I would have sunk like a stone. Being skint makes life quite clear. You've got to take that job.
‐‐ Anna Chancellor

If I had mastered the Spanish language to any extent, I might have gone in that direction.
‐‐ Leon Redbone

If I had money, I would like to get an old building, have music performances, do lithographs, have shows of paintings, and do those things that I'm interested in doing.
‐‐ Bill Dixon

If I had more confidence, I would rock a crop top.
‐‐ Nikki Reed