All Quotes

If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.
‐‐ Kate Beckinsale

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack.
‐‐ Edward Norton

If I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I'll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.
‐‐ Megan Fox

If I ever loved a man better than I love my art, I should marry him and leave the stage. But I have never met such a man.
‐‐ Billie Burke

If I ever loved a woman, the more I loved her, the more I wanted to hurt her. Frida was only the most obvious victim of this disgusting trait.
‐‐ Diego Rivera

If I ever married, I know I would dread the daily sound of the key in the door and the casual expectancy of 'Hello! I'm home!'
‐‐ Celia Imrie

If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when they're talking.
‐‐ Orson Welles

If I ever play Hamlet, it'll be in a dress!
‐‐ Matt Lucas

If I ever retire, I want it to be in the KISS-FM jersey.
‐‐ Kidd Kraddick

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
‐‐ Demetri Martin

If I ever score against Spurs, I won't celebrate. Even if it's the best goal in the world, I'll keep it subdued. It's a respect thing. The fans were brilliant towards me; I'll be playing against my friends and I can't forget that.
‐‐ Jermain Defoe

If I ever see another Shakespeare production where somebody drives a Jeep on stage, I'm going to run screaming up the aisle.
‐‐ Terry Teachout

If I ever stop acting, I'd like to be the author of that decision.
‐‐ Paul Schneider

If I ever stopped being angry, I couldn't write anymore. How could I?
‐‐ Andrew Vachss

If I ever took a business public, I wouldn't want to take the shares off the table. I don't want people thinking I'm doing it just to make money and then going to run for the hills. I think that's a very important distinction.
‐‐ Marcus Lemonis

If I ever uttered one word that I said in 'Kick-Ass', I would be grounded for years! I'd be stuck in my room until I was 20! I would never in a million years say that.
‐‐ Chloe Grace Moretz

If I ever went, I'd want to go peacefully in my sleep. I wouldn't want to plan my own death.
‐‐ Dustin Diamond

If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.
‐‐ Ben Affleck

If I ever write a book, it will be called 'Bottle Blonde.'
‐‐ Mariella Frostrup

If I ever wrote a book on preaching, it would contain three words: Preach the Word. Get rid of all the other stuff that gets you sidetracked; preach the Word.
‐‐ Charles R. Swindoll

If I ever wrote a book, people would never believe it.
‐‐ Dick Dale

If I ever wrote a script myself, it would be strongly emotional material.
‐‐ Jim Parsons

If I examine the circumstances which inspired me to write - and this is not mere self-indulgence, but a desire for accuracy - I see clearly that the starting point of it all for me was war.
‐‐ J. M. G. Le Clezio

If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
‐‐ George A. Romero

If I fall, I fall. I'll rise up like anybody else.
‐‐ Ben Harper

If I fall, pick up the flag, kiss it, and keep on going.
‐‐ Omar Torrijos Herrera

If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.'
‐‐ Lee Ryan

If I feel anxious every time someone is staring at me, well, I can't control what they stare at, but my reaction is, I'm just not going to go outside the house. I'm going to stay in and chill. And when I do go out, I understand what comes along with that.
‐‐ Tom Brady

If I feel any marginalisation, it's because the things that concern me aren't so important to other people.
‐‐ Patti Smith

If I feel any sort of emotional upheaval, I go for a jog and I feel better.
‐‐ Kelly Ripa

If I feel confident wearing something, I think it translates in photographs. It changes my demeanor and posture.
‐‐ Nina Dobrev

If I feel frustrated in a situation, I take a deep breath and walk away.
‐‐ Iman

If I feel good about my parenting, I have no interest in judging other people's choices. If I feel good about my body, I don't go around making fun of other people's weight or appearance. We're hard on each other because we're using each other as a launching pad out of our own perceived deficiency.
‐‐ Brene Brown

If I feel I can play a part I do everything in my power to try to play it.
‐‐ Elizabeth McGovern

If I feel I'm not influencing games, not scoring goals or making goals, then that's the time I'd pack it in.
‐‐ Ryan Giggs

If I feel in need of sleep, I just open a book or turn on the television. Both are better than any sleeping pill.
‐‐ Ethel Merman

If I feel like a night in, or if I have an early plane to catch, I like to make some chai tea and snack on dark chocolate while watching a movie on my projector and big screen. I'm crazy about all kinds of movies, especially the classic Steven Spielberg ones or 'The Godfather.'
‐‐ Cyrille Aimee

If I feel like doing something, I do it. If I feel like saying something, I say it. If I feel like dancing, I do. If I don't, I don't.
‐‐ Trace Adkins

If I feel like I need a little color, I'll get a natural spray tan. Not only does this give me a little extra coverage, but it also allows me to achieve the bronzed look I want without the sun damage.
‐‐ Kate Hudson

If I feel like I've completely drained every ounce of energy out of me for this song, and I can't go any further with it, then I stop, even if the song is unfinished. Most of the time, when it's finished, it's because I've used every ounce of me to write it.
‐‐ Ella Henderson

If I feel like it's a well-written script and if it speaks to me, it's something I want to do. I usually rely on my instincts when it comes to a script.
‐‐ Michael Ealy

If I feel like someone's trying to bring me down, I just walk away from it.
‐‐ Ashley Tisdale

If I feel physically as if the top of my head were taken off, I know that is poetry.
‐‐ Emily Dickinson

If I feel really ugly or unhappy, sometimes I'll choose bright colors so they'll make me feel good. Yellows, pinks, light blues and orange. I just want to feel good all the time if I can. And colors and hairstyles and all that kind of helps out.
‐‐ Jill Scott

If I feel something, it's how I feel. I never say, 'I feel this way, so you should feel that way.' Not that there's anything wrong with it, but I just am who I am. But, yeah. I think you would call me a feminist.
‐‐ Kim Kardashian

If I feel strongly about anything, I get overwhelmed with emotion.
‐‐ Emma Stone

If I feel strongly, I say it. I know I can do more good by being vocal than by staying quiet. I'd have a whole lot more money if I lied, but I wouldn't enjoy spending it.
‐‐ Martina Navratilova

If I feel that I'm not able to do my best work - whether that's my own fault or as a result of an editorial situation - then I need to stop doing it. I would rather not do something than do it badly or ineffectively. It's the only way I can live with myself and do right by the fans in the long haul.
‐‐ J. Michael Straczynski

If I feel the part is right, and I know that the producers and the director want me, I'd go for broke. Always.
‐‐ Anne Archer