All Quotes

If I don't seem as depressed or morose as I should be, sorry to disappoint you.
‐‐ Randy Pausch

If I don't talk about my religion, if I say I'm not discussing it or different humanitarian things I'm working on, they're like, 'He's avoiding it.' If I do talk about it, it becomes, 'Oh, he's proselytizing.'
‐‐ Tom Cruise

If I don't tell it all now, the story in the history books will always be imperfect and that would be wrong.
‐‐ Christine Keeler

If I don't terrorize, I'm not Pop.
‐‐ Iggy Pop

If I don't think about anything, and start with a clean slate, in terms of what I have to do, a lot of different ideas come up, and I can think about things more openly.
‐‐ Namie Amuro

If I don't think about it, it won't drive me crazy.
‐‐ Aaliyah

If I don't train enough, of course I'm nervous.
‐‐ Haile Gebrselassie

If I don't wear something for a year, I give it away.
‐‐ Ryan Seacrest

If I don't wear something I feel confident in, I don't play as well.
‐‐ Venus Williams

If I don't work for a while, I don't work for a while.
‐‐ China Chow

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.
‐‐ Celia Cruz

If I don't write down a thought - or an image or a line of poetry - the instant it comes to mind, it vanishes, which explains why I have pens and notebooks in my pants and coat pockets, the car, the bicycle basket, on one or two desks in every room including bathrooms and the kitchen.
‐‐ Floyd Skloot

If I don't write, I hate myself. Simple as that. My life is out of balance.
‐‐ Harlan Coben

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.
‐‐ Lord Byron

If I dream that I'm directing, it's not a film, it's like a commercial for cotton candy, and I've got four feet of cotton candy all around me that I've got to break through, like a brick wall or a fortress.
‐‐ Mike Birbiglia

If I drive myself to the brink of my ability, then I don't get stale or bored.
‐‐ Dean Koontz

If I eat a huge meal and I can get the girl to rub my belly, I think that's about as romantic as I can think of.
‐‐ Ryan Gosling

If I eat clean, I look 10 years younger.
‐‐ Mariska Hargitay

If I eat, I can't work. I'll eat when I'm dead.
‐‐ Daphne Guinness

If I eat junk food and have a workout the next day, I feel a significant difference in the way my body responds to exercise. I'm sluggish, tired and run out of energy very quickly.
‐‐ Josie Loren

If I eat mindlessly while watching television, reading, or talking with someone else, I can go through an entire meal without tasting the food, without even noticing that I've been eating. The plate is empty but I didn't enjoy the food - I had all of the calories and little of the pleasure.
‐‐ Dean Ornish

If I eat something a little crazy or if I feel sluggish, I know I have to eat better the next day and work out. I work out, I do circuit training so I try to keep my heart rate up whether I'm doing cardio, lifting weights or jumping rope. I like to mix it up. I also take Zumba classes - I love those, those are a blast.
‐‐ Jordin Sparks

If I end up homeless and penniless because of a shift in my behavior about sharing what's come to me, bring it on.
‐‐ Tom Shadyac

If I end up hosting 'Joker's Wild,' please shoot me.
‐‐ Anderson Cooper

If I err in belief that the souls of men are immortal, I gladly err, nor do I wish this error which gives me pleasure to be wrested from me while I live.
‐‐ Marcus Tullius Cicero

If I even lose my glasses or make a mistake. I become really disappointed in myself.
‐‐ Kenny G

If I ever accidentally make something that seems to gain traction, I'll probably abandon it immediately.
‐‐ Markus Persson

If I ever complain about yachting around the Mediterranean with Madonna, who I just idolized as a child, I should be slapped across the face.
‐‐ Elizabeth Banks

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
‐‐ Paul Lynde

If I ever did cross over I would like to do it tactfully. I don't want to offend anyone in country. Can you have the best of both worlds? I sure like the idea of it!
‐‐ Bryan White

If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do something a little bit out of the ordinary. I've done my superhero gig.
‐‐ Todd McFarlane

If I ever feel that acting is just soul-sucking and I don't want to do it anymore, I could stop.
‐‐ Zoe Kazan

If I ever felt like I was getting lost in the hurricane that was storming around Nirvana, I'd just go back to Virginia.
‐‐ Dave Grohl

If I ever find a pitcher who has heat, a good curve, and a slider, I might seriously consider marrying him, or at least proposing.
‐‐ Sparky Anderson

If I ever get looks on the street, which, for the record, is almost never, it's rarely because they think I'm someone they saw in a movie. More often someone sees me and thinks, 'Hey, was that guy my waiter the other night?'
‐‐ Patrick Wilson

If I ever get married myself, it'll be in jeans.
‐‐ Clemence Poesy

If I ever go onstage at the Oscars, you can guarantee I'll be wearing my motorcycle boots.
‐‐ Dean Winters

If I ever grow up, I don't want to be around for it.
‐‐ Sebastian Bach

If I ever had an out-of-body experience - I'd try to come back to a different one.
‐‐ Tom Wilson

If I ever had any vanity, then I definitely lost it by being on television. It doesn't do you any favours in terms of showing you what you look like and what your emotions are.
‐‐ Clive Anderson

If I ever had needed to put together a CV, it would be quite short. Like many young people, I'd highlight my desire to work hard.
‐‐ Cameron Russell

If I ever had the time to take on another job, being a party planner would be high on my list.
‐‐ Tori Spelling

If I ever had to be on an amusement park ride, I probably wouldn't get on one; I'm not a very adventurous person!
‐‐ Tammin Sursok

If I ever had to emigrate, I would probably go to America.
‐‐ Helmut Schmidt

If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.
‐‐ Steven Wright

If I ever have a son, and if he wants to follow in my footsteps in Formula 1, my main responsibility will be to point out some of the negatives.
‐‐ Jenson Button

If I ever have a son, I would call him Frankie, and it's a family name - it's my dad and my dad's dad, so you know, it sticks. I won't forget it.
‐‐ Frank Lampard

If I ever have children of my own, they will read 'Matilda.' They will watch the movie. And you can bet they will see 'Matilda: The Musical.'
‐‐ Mara Wilson

If I ever have downtime, I'm usually sitting in my place playing video games. Or eating sandwiches somewhere, or watching sports some place.
‐‐ Hannibal Buress