All Quotes

If I could make noise with anything, I was going to.
‐‐ Hunter Hayes

If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds.
‐‐ Shia LaBeouf

If I could meet Quentin Tarantino, I don't know if I'd just ask him one question. I'd probably milk it into, like, 500 questions.
‐‐ Madison Davenport

If I could never work again and I could just listen to music and walk, I'd be very, very happy.
‐‐ Maira Kalman

If I could offer but one helpful hint to young Hoosiers hoping to better their odds for success in life, I would simply note the importance of thoughtful reading.
‐‐ Richard Lugar

If I could only do one exercise, it would be dead lifting. For cardio, I dance, I ride my bike, I run and I have kids. There is a... lot of cardio just from being a parent.
‐‐ Hugh Jackman

If I could only follow one person on Twitter, it would be Heidi Moore. She's a financial journalist at NPR's Marketplace.
‐‐ Andrew Ross Sorkin

If I could only get people to rub my belly for good lucky and then throw money in my fountain, it'd be a perfect world.
‐‐ Christopher Meloni

If I could only give three words of advice, they would be, 'Tell the truth.' If I got three more words, I'd add, 'All the time.'
‐‐ Randy Pausch

If I could only have cash, I know that I would spend very little.
‐‐ Amanda Eliasch

If I could only have one type of food with me, I would bring soy sauce. The reason being that if I have soy sauce, I can flavor a lot of things.
‐‐ Martin Yan

If I could only remember that the days were, not bricks to be laid row on row, to be built into a solid house, where one might dwell in safety and peace, but only food for the fires of the heart.
‐‐ Edmund Wilson

If I could pass along anything that my mother or my sisters taught me, I feel like my kids would be very well off.
‐‐ Blake Lively

If I could perform on stage with any musical act or performer, it would be Sugar Ray, just to fulfill my childhood dream of singing with Mark McGrath.
‐‐ Chelsea Kane

If I could play any role in any musical, it would be Desiree in 'A Little Night Music' - Oh my, it is perfection. The character gets to be funny, beautiful, sexy and smart all at the same time and have two men fighting over her. The show is Stephen Sondheim at his absolute best... need I say more?
‐‐ Nancy Allen

If I could play any superhero... my favorite superhero is Spider-Man. Andrew Garfield is wonderful at doing it to the point that I don't think I should play it.
‐‐ Taron Egerton

If I could play drums like Patrick Carney or Taylor Hawkins, I'd be a really happy person.
‐‐ Olivia Wilde

If I could play football, I'd play football. But not women's football - real football. Or I'd just date a quarterback.
‐‐ Portia Doubleday

If I could play the ukulele like Zooey Deschanel, I would find my own personal M. Ward, and we would do a side album; but I don't, you know?
‐‐ Anna Kendrick

If I could play this game at a decent level, I'd come back and play.
‐‐ Mario Lemieux

If I could press a button and have all of Sequoia Capital on the Midas List, I would choose to do that over a honoring a single individual.
‐‐ Douglas Leone

If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.
‐‐ Ryan Stiles

If I could read it, I could play it.
‐‐ Nat King Cole

If I could read while I was driving, showering, socializing or sleeping, I would do it.
‐‐ Elizabeth Gilbert

If I could really move my career much more into predominantly directing, I would jump at that.
‐‐ Jason Alexander

If I could remember the names of all these particles, I'd be a botanist.
‐‐ Enrico Fermi

If I could rub a genie and anything could happen? Truthfully, my other love, and this is a complete 180, but I'd love to do a spy or an espionage pic, like a James Bond movie.
‐‐ Chris Diamantopoulos

If I could sell 500 million records every time, it would be great. But I've also had the luxury experience of having it when I was a teenager, in a very kind of model version of it.
‐‐ Alanis Morissette

If I could set a world record, it would be that I have 150 business partners, all with thriving businesses of their own that started with nothing and I made the difference to make them all billionaires.
‐‐ Barbara Corcoran

If I could sew comedy and philosophy together, then I've done a good job. The primary goal is always going to be laughs and the secondary goal is always going to be saying something without it being a lecture.
‐‐ Hal Sparks

If I could sing, I wouldn't be a guitarist.
‐‐ Robin Trower

If I could sing like a Chaka Khan, an Aretha, a Kim Burrell, if I could do all these amazing runs and belt it out, I would. I've attempted that, and it's not something anyone would want to hear.
‐‐ Gretchen Parlato

If I could snap my fingers and do one thing in science, I would get more funding for basic science. But the level of funding that needs to be done is not on the order of millions, like the cost of the Breakthrough Prizes. It's billions to tens of billions.
‐‐ Mark Zuckerberg

If I could spit out a litter of kids, I would.
‐‐ Blake Lively

If I could start with anybody, I would initially draft Tom Brady. Then I would go get Ray Lewis, and then maybe an offensive lineman, or somebody like Adrian Peterson.
‐‐ Barry Sanders

If I could steal someone's dream myself, I'd have to go for one of Orson Welles.
‐‐ Christopher Nolan

If I could still play, I would be trying. It's been 15 years.
‐‐ Joe Montana

If I could stomach the awful part of being a veterinarian, which involves sticking your hand up animals' behinds, I would be a vet.
‐‐ Allison Janney

If I could sum up 'Shadow's Claim' in six words: cage fights with hot alpha males. Seriously, though, while the fights are the backdrop for Trehan and Bettina's love story, the main emphasis is on how Trehan - a pitiless master assassin - wages the ultimate battle to win her heart.
‐‐ Kresley Cole

If I could tell the story in words, I wouldn't need to lug around a camera.
‐‐ Lewis Hine

If I could throw my phone away, I would probably do it. It's always on silent, and I don't like when it rings and people are calling. We could live without those things in the past when we just had a phone on the street somewhere, on the corner or at the house. I have no interest in telling all the people what I do every day and where I am.
‐‐ Kimi Raikkonen

If I could time travel into the future, my first port of call would be the point where medical technology is at its best because, like most people on this planet, I have this aversion to dying.
‐‐ Neal Asher

If I could trade places with any of my sisters for a day, it would be Kim. I want to see what it's like... The only time she sleeps is on the airplane. It's just crazy. I feel bad for her, but I still want to know what it's like.
‐‐ Kendall Jenner

If I could transform my stage life to the movies, I'd be Jack Nicholson.
‐‐ Brian Dennehy

If I could travel through time, I wouldn't go back and change anything in my life, because I'm delighted with the way it's turned out.
‐‐ Stewart Lee

If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli.
‐‐ Dominic Monaghan

If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?
‐‐ Chuck Palahniuk

If I could walk into the 'Friends' audition again and go or not go, I have to say it's 50-50.
‐‐ Matthew Perry

If I could wave a magic wand and be anything, I'd be a really respected, really successful author. That's a hard combination to get, though. I really enjoy acting, and it's easier, frankly.
‐‐ Christine Elise

If I could wave a magic wand, we would eliminate income tax; we would eliminate corporate tax. We would abolish the IRS, and we could replace all of it with one federal consumption tax.
‐‐ Gary Johnson