If I can generate enough income, I'd like to get a castle, a historic castle that I can restore.
‐‐ Henry Thomas
If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.
‐‐ Darrell Hammond
If I can get a story about a player, I would give you a ship load of numbers, batting averages and all just for that one precious story. That's the kind of thing that I love to do.
‐‐ Vin Scully
If I can get Me out of the way, I can do anything.
‐‐ Steve Earle
If I can get my dress on, my weight is under control.
‐‐ Dolly Parton
If I can get on the presidential ballot in all 50 states and be allowed into the debates, I'd not only run, I'd win.
‐‐ Jesse Ventura
If I can get people to accept that a DNA test is nothing to be intimidated about, then we can do tests that determine how well you metabolise certain drugs and test for breast cancer.
‐‐ Chris Toumazou
If I can get some student interested in science, if I can show members of the general public what's going on up there in the space program, then my job's been done.
‐‐ Christa McAuliffe
If I can get the audience to connect with the characters emotionally - and they love who they are, they love the larger-than-life situation that they're in, but most of all get the audience invested in the characters - then I always feel like I can sort of put them in the most outrageous circumstances, and the audience is okay to go with that.
‐‐ James Wan
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.
‐‐ John Cleese
If I can give a very substantial injection of humanistic thinking into corporations, boy, that would change things a lot.
‐‐ Ruth J. Simmons
If I can give you any advice, it's this: every hour that you spend sat on the couch doing nothing, put it to good use, because when you have kids, an hour is like a lifetime.
‐‐ Noel Gallagher
If I can give you one strong piece of advice, when you go away for that romantic weekend, whatever you do, do not accept or take the upgrade to the honeymoon suite.
‐‐ Gordon Ramsay
If I can give you some kind of knowledge of life you should listen.
‐‐ Leon Spinks
If I can go every day of the week, that's great and I'll do it. Usually I can't, so it's about 4 or 5 times a week that I'll go to the gym. I just do cardio and make sure I tone. I love spin class and yoga and I work a lot on my legs and my abs and my arms.
‐‐ Sasha Pieterse
If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.
‐‐ G. Gordon Liddy
If I can go through what I've been through and do a television show with my son and then be a boy from the hood making records for the people I make records for, that's reality.
‐‐ Master P
If I can have the opportunity to go into an editing room, it's like the golden ticket for me. All I want is to learn about everything else in the filmmaking process. I just directed a music video which just came out and that'd sort of be the area of the field that I'm going to move into, I hope.
‐‐ Nikki Reed
If I can help a kid discover a liking, or even a passion for music in their life, then that's a wonderful thing.
‐‐ Eddie Van Halen
If I can help a kid feel more comfortable in their skin because they're struggling with maybe the things I struggled with in high school, that's great.
‐‐ Abby Wambach
If I can help and influence girls who are going through body-image issues then I think that's amazing.
‐‐ Kate Upton
If I can help create an environment where the principles that I believe in can be implemented - to me, that's fulfilling.
‐‐ Jeb Bush
If I can help get anybody through puberty, I say, 'Good!'
‐‐ Cheryl Ladd
If I can help one person in this world, then it's enough, and I've done my job.
‐‐ Diane Ladd
If I can help one person, why wouldn't I?
‐‐ Rita Ora
If I can hit No. 1 on the 'New York Times' best-seller list, I'm thinking of having the entire list tattooed on my body somewhere. It would be fabulous.
‐‐ Camilla Lackberg
If I can hit the ball the way I want to hit it on the range, I'd rather do that than play golf. I just love the feeling of hitting good golf shots.
‐‐ Vijay Singh
If I can, I love staying in pajamas all day and watching movies and eating good food.
‐‐ Becky G
If I can impact an executive and his or her team, I can help to change the culture of an organization.
‐‐ Srikumar Rao
If I can impact people with my music, that's what I want.
‐‐ Laura Osnes
If I can inspire people by showing that following a dream by working hard and being determined is possible, it's amazing.
‐‐ Leona Lewis
If I can inspire some leaders, that would be great. I don't know if I want to be a leader.
‐‐ Joe Wurzelbacher
If I can inspire someone to go in a positive way and pursue a dream, it can only be good.
‐‐ Parminder Nagra
If I can introduce someone to something new, as is constantly happening to me, then I am elated.
‐‐ Trevor Dunn
If I can iron out my accent, it opens up another world of possible jobs. Whereas if you have that very strong European accent, it leaves you always being cast as the Hungarian maid or the stripper or whatever. I have voice lessons, and my coach has given me different tongue-twisters to rehearse at home.
‐‐ Birgitte Hjort Sorensen
If I can join hands with FIFA and other continental bodies to promote football globally, then I can do more than that to raise African football to new heights.
‐‐ Roger Milla
If I can just live further from the spotlight I think that'll be better for all really.
‐‐ George Michael
If I can just see the European war out I think I might feel justified in quitting the war.
‐‐ Ernie Pyle
If I can lead a happy life, touch the lives of others in a positive way, win the respect of those that I care about - and make a few million along the way - then I have been successful.
‐‐ Bill Rancic
If I can make a career for myself after Potter, and it goes well, and is varied and with longevity, then that puts to bed the 'child actors argument'.
‐‐ Daniel Radcliffe
If I can make a dollar, I certainly am not stupid.
‐‐ Caitlyn Jenner
If I can make a living as a writer, I can do anything.
‐‐ Richard LaGravenese
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
‐‐ Dave Chappelle
If I can make an impact, I want to help some kids and bridge the gap between soccer and celebrity in America.
‐‐ Ethan Zohn
If I can make one generalised statement, and generalised statements are never entirely true, nobody wants to be talked down to, kids included.
‐‐ Spike Jonze
If I can make people laugh it's like being a good lover.
‐‐ Spalding Gray
If I can make programmes when I'm 95, that would be fine. But I would think I'll have had enough by then.
‐‐ David Attenborough
If I can only be known as one thing, then, well, I guess it would be poet and performer and teacher.
‐‐ Juan Felipe Herrera
If I can pay the bills, I'm happy.
‐‐ Morgan Wootten