All Quotes

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.
‐‐ Scott Thompson

If coming events are said to cast their shadows before, past events cannot fall to leave their impress behind them.
‐‐ Helena Blavatsky

If commercialization is putting my art on a shirt so that a kid who can't afford a $30,000 painting can buy one, then I'm all for it.
‐‐ Keith Haring

If Communism goes, I've still got the U.S. House of Representatives.
‐‐ Robert Novak

If companies are able to have multiple revenue streams and have their hands in multiple pools of money, then why shouldn't the people who actually work for those brands be able to do the exact same thing?
‐‐ Roland Martin

If companies are able to raise equity from the market, then their problems for financing incomplete projects will come to end. Investment cycle in the capital market can kick-start with the money of savers and investors.
‐‐ Uday Kotak

If companies can refuse to provide coverage for women, what other objections to the Affordable Care Act will we see based on 'religious grounds'? For that matter, will 'religious freedom' be used as an excuse to discriminate against other minorities and disenfranchised groups across the board? Where will it end?
‐‐ Al Sharpton

If companies don't think systemically enough - if they try to capture too much of the value - eventually, innovation moves somewhere else.
‐‐ Tim O'Reilly

If companies tell us more, insider trading will be worth less.
‐‐ James Surowiecki

If compassion is so good for us, why don't we train our health care providers in compassion so that they can do what they're supposed to do, which is to transform suffering?
‐‐ Joan Halifax

If competition for Kaggle's top talent becomes fierce enough among banks, insurance companies, hedge funds - we hope the world's best data scientists will earn more than $50 million per year, just like the world's best hedge fund managers.
‐‐ Anthony Goldbloom

If computers remain far worse than us at image recognition, a certain over-confident combination of man and machine can elsewhere take inaccuracy to a whole new level.
‐‐ Tom Chatfield

If Confucius wasn't born, the long night would have no bright lamp.
‐‐ Mencius

If Congress adds 5 percent to the debt, then their pay should be cut by 5 percent.
‐‐ Ron DeSantis

If Congress can move President's Day, Columbus Day and, alas, Martin Luther King's Birthday celebration for the convenience of shoppers, shouldn't they at least consider moving Election Day for the convenience of voters?
‐‐ Andrew Young

If Congress does its job in this regard, the residents of Puerto Rico will be empowered to act in their own self-interest and express their future political status aspirations accordingly.
‐‐ Dick Thornburgh

If Congress doesn't raise taxes, you cannot get a private investment account without forgoing a portion, possibly all, of your guaranteed benefit check.
‐‐ Grace Napolitano

If Congress is unable to do its job and pass a federal budget, then I do not believe we should receive a salary.
‐‐ David Valadao

If Congress refuse to listen to and grant what women ask, there is but one course left then to pursue. What is there left for women to do but to become the mothers of the future government?
‐‐ Victoria Woodhull

If Congress wanted to intervene with the Federal Reserve, well, we created the Federal Reserve. We could uncreate it. But would you want Congress regulating the money supply? We'd have drowned in inflation, or gone bankrupt, decades ago.
‐‐ Jim Cooper

If Congress wants to mess with the retirement program, why don't we let them start by changing their retirement program, and not have one, instead of talking about getting rid of Social Security and Medicare that was robbed $700 billion dollars to pay for Obamacare.
‐‐ Mike Huckabee

If conquest does not bind posterity, so neither can compact bind it.
‐‐ Charlotte Smith

If consciousness can function independently of the body during one's lifetime, it could be able to do the same after death.
‐‐ Stanislav Grof

If conservation isn't conservative, then words have no meaning at all.
‐‐ Chris Gibson

If consulted by friends about marital dramas, I always encourage the singles to marry, the married to stick together, the neglectful and wayward to renew their loving commitment and the wronged to forgive.
‐‐ Malcolm Turnbull

If consumers make better choices, the marketplace will change.
‐‐ Mike Huckabee

If consumers were more empowered, they would take more responsibility for their health.
‐‐ Anne Wojcicki

If contemporary artists sincerely seek to be original, unique, and new, they should begin by disregarding the notions of originality, individuality, and innovation: they are the cliches of our time.
‐‐ Octavio Paz

If Copenhagen were a person, that person would be generous, beautiful, elderly, but with a flair. A human being that has certain propensities for quarrelling, filled with imagination and with appetite for the new and with respect for the old - somebody who takes good care of things and of people.
‐‐ Connie Nielsen

If corporate leaders and their acolytes are not slaves to some meritorious social purpose, they run the risk of being enslaved by their own ignoble appetites.
‐‐ Gary Hamel

If corporations are people, as the Supreme Court wishes us to believe, they are stunningly unpatriotic ones.
‐‐ Timothy Noah

If creators of Christian culture hope to produce work that will bear good fruit, we must draw our life from the true source - our living Savior. He is real. He is present. But all too often we reduce him to an abstraction, giving him intellectual assent, but not our hearts.
‐‐ Michael O'Brien

If credit unions can grow and prosper with a 15 percent cap, so can banks.
‐‐ Bernie Sanders

If crime is going down, you shouldn't be increasing resources for crime prevention. Or you should be taking note of what has worked and concentrate the crime-prevention methods on policies that have a track record of success.
‐‐ Steven Pinker

If crimes are committed, they are committed by people; they are not committed by some free-floating entity. These companies and other entities don't operate on automatic pilot. There are individuals that make decisions - and some make the right decisions, and some make the wrong decisions.
‐‐ Jed S. Rakoff

If critics have problems with my personal life, it's their problem. Anybody with half a brain would realize that it's the charts that count.
‐‐ Mariah Carey

If critics of 'readable fiction' want literature to change the ways people dream, they need first to come down from the mountain and speak to the people.
‐‐ Graham Joyce

If current technological processes continue without change, the environment will change, and we, the human species, will either have to mutate or even die, to disappear, as many species have disappeared.
‐‐ Mikhail Gorbachev

If D-Day - the greatest amphibious operation ever undertaken - failed, there would be no going back to the drawing board for the Allies. Regrouping and attempting another massive invasion of German-occupied France even a few months later in 1944 wasn't an option.
‐‐ Douglas Brinkley

If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing.
‐‐ Casey Wilson

If danger arises in the present moment, there may be an emotion. There may even be pain. But that's a challenge, not a problem. For a problem to exist, you need time and repetitive mind activity.
‐‐ Eckhart Tolle

If dark matter and dark energy are 95 percent of everything, shouldn't we all be asking questions about that? What does that look like?
‐‐ Shea Hembrey

If Daryl stopped touring it would be a big part of him missing.
‐‐ John Oates

If David Bowie wants, I'll put him in my phone book.
‐‐ Mads Mikkelsen

If Davis Cup was a little bit less or once every two years, I would be more inclined to play. But the way it is now, it is too much tennis for me.
‐‐ Pete Sampras

If 'Deadwood' had gone on another two years, I wouldn't have got as many movies made.
‐‐ Ian McShane

If death is in the room, it's pretty interesting. But I would also say that I'm interested in getting myself to believe that it's going to happen to me. I'm interested in it, because if you're not, you're nuts. It's really de facto what we're here to find out about.
‐‐ George Saunders

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?
‐‐ Chuck Palahniuk

If death weren't around to 'finalize' the Darwinian process, we'd all still be amoebas.
‐‐ P. J. O'Rourke

If deep-frying catfish, try a dredge of seasoned flour and cornmeal and add some bacon fat to the oil.
‐‐ Tom Douglas