All Quotes

If adolescent pregnancy prevention is to become a priority, then our strategy, as advocates, must contain two key elements: civic engagement and education.
‐‐ Jane Fonda

If advertisers want to decorate their ads to increase their conversions by showing what users think, that's a good thing.
‐‐ Mitch Kapor

If advertising had a little more respect for the public, the public would have a lot more respect for advertising.
‐‐ James Randolph Adams

If advertising is not an official or state art, it is nonetheless clearly art.
‐‐ Michael Schudson

If African countries can unite and pull resources together, then that will be the best thing we could ever do for the problems in Africa including AIDS.
‐‐ Ziggy Marley

If African farmers can use improved seeds and better practices to grow more crops and get them to market, then millions of families can earn themselves a better living and a better life.
‐‐ Bill Gates

If, after five years, I hadn't had anything published, I was just going to forget it and go back to TV full-time until I retired or they put me out to pasture.
‐‐ Simon Toyne

If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or, perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.
‐‐ Tom Lehrer

If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
‐‐ H. L. Mencken

If after you read something, you connect with it, you want to do it.
‐‐ Colin Farrell

If age someday grounds my feet and wilts my port de bras, what vestige of the old life will be left? The signs that I was a dancer will gradually fade like stripes on a beach towel. Even my knowledge of the art form, reaped in sweat over decades, could be lost over time.
‐‐ Sascha Radetsky

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.
‐‐ Hal Sparks

If Al Gore had allowed us and if the Florida Supreme Court had not intervened and rewritten the law, which they're not supposed to do, we could have certified, which is a mere procedural action, and then after that, they could have petitioned any justice for a recount statewide with uniform standards.
‐‐ Katherine Harris

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
‐‐ Dan Quayle

If al Qaeda or any other enemy of our country manages to create a situation or explode a bomb or murder or incapacitate large numbers of our people, we cannot wait for 7 weeks of a special election in order to deal with that.
‐‐ Dana Rohrabacher

If Albert Einstein was right, Cal Ripken should have been a CEO or politician rather than a shortstop, because Ripken led by example over and over... and over again.
‐‐ Don Yaeger

If Algeria introduced a resolution declaring that the earth was flat and that Israel had flattened it, it would pass by a vote of 164 to 13 with 26 abstentions.
‐‐ Abba Eban

If Alibaba cannot become a Microsoft or Wal-Mart, I will regret it for the rest of my life.
‐‐ Jack Ma

If aliens are really hanging out in our 'hood, it's hard to imagine any other fact more worthy of study. If not, then why does such a large fraction of the populace insist on believing they're here?
‐‐ Seth Shostak

If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans.
‐‐ Stephen Hawking

If all Church power vests in the clergy, then the people are practically bound to passive obedience in all matters of faith and practice; for all right of private judgment is then denied.
‐‐ Charles Hodge

If all consciousness is subject to essential laws in a manner similar to that in which spatial reality is subject to mathematical laws, then these essential laws will be of most fertile significance in investigating facts of the conscious life of human and brute animals.
‐‐ Edmund Husserl

If all difficulties were known at the outset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all.
‐‐ Dan Rather

If all else fails and you don't know what to wear, put on a black dress, and you'll be happy.
‐‐ Lily Donaldson

If all else fails, birdie the last.
‐‐ Adam Derek Scott

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
‐‐ John Kenneth Galbraith

If all else fails, the character of a man can be recognized by nothing so surely as by a jest which he takes badly.
‐‐ Georg C. Lichtenberg

If all else fails, there's always print or web zines.
‐‐ Rudy Rucker

If all Europe lies flat while the Russian mob tramps over it, we will then be faced with a war under difficult circumstances, and with a very good chance of losing it.
‐‐ James Forrestal

If all goes well and my body reacts well, and I feel I have a good high level to compete amongst the best then I'll come back and play.
‐‐ Mary Pierce

If all goes well, the Iraqis are going to have a country that's going to have a representative government and will be at peace with its neighbors and in the region.
‐‐ Douglas Feith

If all Henry Kissinger contributed to the Middle East were a regional arms race, petrodollar addiction, Iranian radicalization, and the Tehran-Riyadh conflict, it would be bad enough. His legacy, however, is far worse than that: He has to answer for his role in the rise of political Islam.
‐‐ Greg Grandin

If all human lives depended upon their usefulness - as might be judged by certain standards - there would be a sudden and terrific mortality in the world.
‐‐ Gene Tunney

If all I did was answer the correspondence I get, that would be my job.
‐‐ Jim Harrison

If all I did was pretend I was Wilderness Jimmy, I would go stale. You know, I fish maybe 100 days of the year and bird-hunt, but if I didn't go to Paris once or twice a year, I'd be crazy.
‐‐ Jim Harrison

If all I ever wrote about was inner city freaks, I think it would be dishonest.
‐‐ Eric Bogosian

If all I hired were cake decorators, our cakes would just look like cakes that people decorate. We do astounding work at Charm City Cakes and to do that you need people who think in astounding ways. Artists just think in different ways.
‐‐ Duff Goldman

If all I'm remembered for is being a good basketball player, then I've done a bad job with the rest of my life.
‐‐ Isaiah Thomas

If all ideas have to be bought, then you have an intellectually regressive system that will assure you have a highly knowledgeable elite and an ignorant mass.
‐‐ John Perry Barlow

If all men are born free, how is it that all women are born slaves?
‐‐ Mary Astell

If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world.
‐‐ Blaise Pascal

If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
‐‐ Socrates

If all my bridge coach ever told me was that I was 'satisfactory,' I would have no hope of ever getting better. How would I know who was the best? How would I know what I was doing differently?
‐‐ Bill Gates

If all of a sudden someone said, 'You have five more kids,' I'd be totally OK with it.
‐‐ Sandra Bullock

If all of us acted in unison as I act individually there would be no wars and no poverty. I have made myself personally responsible for the fate of every human being who has come my way.
‐‐ Anais Nin

If all of us work in accordance with rule of law, if rule of law is implemented, we are all safe, investors are safe, people will be safe.
‐‐ Veerappa Moily

If all of us would require the same level of performance from ourselves as we expect from government, this city will forever be the city that works.
‐‐ Jane Byrne

If all opposition were curtailed, if all maladies were removed, then the primary purposes of the Father's plan would be frustrated.
‐‐ David A. Bednar

If all our comrades of Europe, America and other countries, who do not understand what we are doing to Spanish Anarchism, would come to Spain, we could then see how they would react.
‐‐ Federica Montseny