All Quotes

If a country like Chile can fix its social security system, there is no reason a country as great as the United States... can't fix our Social Security system.
‐‐ Bill Flores

If a course needs to be in great condition to be played effectively, then the design strategy is flawed.
‐‐ Tom Watson

If a cow walked into this room, I'd probably walk out. I could milk it, but my dad never forced me to do a lot of chores like that, mostly because he loved doing it himself.
‐‐ Stuart Appleby

If a cream can give you confidence then you really have to check your whole confidence department in the first place.
‐‐ Freida Pinto

If a critic doesn't think I can act, it's because I'm not acting. That's me - and that's the way I act.
‐‐ Donna Brazile

If a currency is to become a growing, an increasing reserve currency, there has to be not only a demand for it there has to be a supply of it.
‐‐ Robert C. Solomon

If a customer walks out without shoes, you really want to find out why. 'It didn't fit' is not good enough.
‐‐ Thomas G. Stemberg

If a D.C. event doesn't have crab cakes, it's low-rent and you need to flee.
‐‐ Tony Hale

If a dad does his job, we don't need prisons, we don't need jails. That's what I saw growing up.
‐‐ Mike Singletary

If a day goes by that I'm not on television, I don't look at it as a lesser day, nor do I look at changing from a news world to a sports world as any sort of step other than a step in a new direction.
‐‐ Josh Elliott

If a deal looks too good to be true, it probably is.
‐‐ Michael Douglas

If a decision-making process is flawed and dysfunctional, decisions will go awry.
‐‐ Carly Fiorina

If a Democrat took Republicans on rudely, they wouldn't be elevated in the Democratic Party. There's a different standard. We're supposed to be polite to people.
‐‐ Dan Malloy

If a dictator takes up my ideas, the resulting town will survive the political system that commissioned it and stand as a social good. Besides, modernism rather than classicism has dominated the architecture of totalitarian regimes of both the left and right.
‐‐ Leon Krier

If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don't shoot.
‐‐ J. B. Smoove

If a doctor said you had stomach cancer, would you consult Rush Limbaugh for a second opinion? Of course, that sounds like nonsense, but many Americans have no qualms about listening to political commentators and untrained activists when it comes to even more complex scientific questions.
‐‐ Kurt Eichenwald

If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.
‐‐ Enid Bagnold

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
‐‐ Alfred North Whitehead

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.
‐‐ George Herbert

If a fan comes up and it is a middle-aged lady, it is probably from 'Prime'; if it is a younger girl, it is probably from when I guest-starred on 'One Tree Hill.' And if it is, like, a skateboard kid or a hipster kid, I can tell they are 'How to Make It' fans.
‐‐ Bryan Greenberg

If a farmer calls me to a sick animal, he couldn't care less if I were George Bernard Shaw.
‐‐ James Herriot

If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got, he isn't likely to be thankful for what he's going to get.
‐‐ Frank A. Clark

If a female is good-looking, it totally decreases her credibility. Now she's not a good athlete - she's only good in these track meets because she's good-looking.
‐‐ Lolo Jones

If a few companies were less greedy, the people at the bottom woud have a lot more.
‐‐ Chris Martin

If a film doesn't play, people aren't going to be that nice.
‐‐ John Turturro

If a film is good, it will work no matter what.
‐‐ Hrithik Roshan

If a film is not a success, then that's just the way things are. Nothing I can do can make a difference. I have stopped worrying about it.
‐‐ Sandra Bullock

If a film is very clever and well-written, that's what gives you freedom as a director.
‐‐ Patrice Leconte

If a film isn't really talking about who we are and what our psychologies are, then we're probably not that interested in it, actually.
‐‐ Hugo Weaving

If a film project were available and the timing was right, I might be interested.
‐‐ Yann Martel

If a filmmaker and I don't get along, it's four weeks of your life, so, whatever. With TV, it's six years.
‐‐ Marc Blucas

If a financial institution is too big to fail, it is too big to exist.
‐‐ Bernie Sanders

If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
‐‐ Doris Lessing

If a foreign country doesn't look like a middle-class suburb of Dallas or Detroit, then obviously the natives must be dangerous as well as badly dressed.
‐‐ Lewis H. Lapham

If a founder has passion and innovation, he needs to be supported. I am more intuitive than a numbers person, and I recognise that not all investments are going to be positive. Some may fail, and some may have problems for other reasons. That is life.
‐‐ Ratan Tata

If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.
‐‐ John F. Kennedy

If a friend asks a favor, you should grant it if it is reasonable; if not, tell him plainly why you cannot: You will wrong him and wrong yourself by equivocation of any kind.
‐‐ Robert E. Lee

If a gig goes badly, my main worry is, 'Will these people come back?' Because that will affect my ability to pay the mortgage - but nowadays, I don't really mind what happens, as I think if it all goes wrong for real, you still have to go with it.
‐‐ Stewart Lee

If a gigantic asteroid were barreling toward impact with our planet, you can bet there would be at least a few members of Congress who would insist on leaving it alone, either because they would see it as a warning shot from the Almighty or because a mining company with a savvy team of lobbyists had laid claim to the big rock.
‐‐ David Horsey

If a girl came up to me and asked me out, that's a little forward. Guys like it when girls play hard to get!
‐‐ Chandler Parsons

If a girl comes to me first for a prom or a bar mitzvah and she likes the way she looks and her boyfriend likes the way she looks, she'll come back.
‐‐ Betsey Johnson

If a girl is not covered from head to toe, it does not mean she is inviting you to ogle at her. If we are interpreting it that way, it is not the girl, but our upbringing that is to be blamed. It is the thought process that needs to be changed.
‐‐ Sonakshi Sinha

If a girl is smiling and is bringing positive energy and she's happy, that's what I notice right away - and her teeth.
‐‐ Chandler Parsons

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.
‐‐ J. D. Salinger

If a girl sings a sexy song, I actually become even more attracted to them.
‐‐ Charlie Puth

If a good mother is one who loves her child more than anyone else in the world, I am not a good mother. I am in fact a bad mother. I love my husband more than I love my children.
‐‐ Ayelet Waldman

If a great destruction occurs in Bangkok, then the country as a whole is also destroyed. In such a case, what is the point of anyone feeling proud to be the winner, when standing on a pile of ruins and rubble?
‐‐ Bhumibol Adulyadej

If a great opportunity opens itself up, I would love to be involved... or star in a movie.
‐‐ LeBron James

If a great outfit gets you one step closer to feeling good about yourself, then it's worth every penny.
‐‐ Rachel Roy