I'm the luckiest writer on earth.
‐‐ George Michael
I'm the Magoo of actresses, very accident-prone.
‐‐ Peta Wilson
I'm the male Kate Moss.
‐‐ Nicholas Haslam
I'm the man that brought you the mullet.
‐‐ Bono
I'm the man that made wrestling famous.
‐‐ Hulk Hogan
I'm the man who sits behind a table and tells true stories from his life. I'm also an actor. I was trained as an actor at Emerson College, and I use that training to play myself.
‐‐ Spalding Gray
I'm the messiest person I know.
‐‐ Sophie Ellis-Bextor
I'm the middle man. I try to keep people happy. I go out of my way to get a smile. That's the way my mother raised me.
‐‐ Donald Dunn
I'm the mold that grunge was grown in.
‐‐ Townes Van Zandt
I'm the most ambitious person you ever met.
‐‐ Vin Diesel
I'm the most awkward man alive.
‐‐ Greg Mottola
I'm the most boring person to talk to.
‐‐ The Weeknd
I'm the most carefree, happy person you'll meet.
‐‐ Niall Horan
I'm the most Colombian of the Colombians, even though I've lived 47 years outside of Colombia. I've lived 13 years in New York, and I never did a painting about New York. I've lived in France more than 30 years, and I've never painted Paris.
‐‐ Fernando Botero
I'm the most communal person that exists and a very solitary person. So I think writing is a form of getting to the community and being alone, and it's the best of both possible worlds.
‐‐ Ariel Dorfman
I'm the most competitive person you'll ever meet.
‐‐ Kaley Cuoco
I'm the most cynical person, and I know what that sounds like when you say, I don't drink and drive, and I don't. But I know people look at that with skepticism, and I understand.
‐‐ Tracey Gold
I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.
‐‐ Peter O'Toole
I'm the most inappropriate dad. I curse in front of my kids and their friends. I let my kids watch R-rated movies. I'll walk by the movie theater and say, 'Let's go see that,' and my kids will say, 'No, it's rated R. It's not appropriate for kids.' I'm like Uncle Dad. We have fun. I don't live with them, but I drive over four days a week.
‐‐ Marlon Wayans
I'm the most independent and conservative Democrat in New York State.
‐‐ Brian Higgins
I'm the most insecure guy in Hollywood. If you had it good all your life, you figure it can't ever get bad, but when you had it bad, you wonder how long a thing like this will last.
‐‐ Alan Ladd
I'm the most low-maintenance person on the road.
‐‐ Lee Ann Womack
I'm the most misunderstood, misquoted person I know, honestly.
‐‐ Dusty Springfield
I'm the most optimistic guy about VR out there. I have crazy visions of what we'll be doing in the future.
‐‐ Palmer Luckey
I'm the most out-of-work actor I know. In the last two years I've basically taken meetings for a living.
‐‐ Macaulay Culkin
I'm the most private person.
‐‐ Ashley Olsen
I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them.
‐‐ Muhammad Ali
I'm the most stubborn person I know.
‐‐ Alice Walker
I'm the most successful bad player ever.
‐‐ Andy Roddick
I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.
‐‐ J. D. Salinger
I'm the most un-diva-ish person you'll meet. I'm never rude to people and I am always on time.
‐‐ Jessie J
I'm the most uncoordinated clumsy, klutzy person. I always had a bruise, I always tripped and fell.
‐‐ Katherine Heigl
I'm the most unlikely person when it comes to fashion. I don't really have much sense of it.
‐‐ Travis Fimmel
I'm the most unromantic lump of Northern suet. Yes, a woman did accost me once in South Shields, but she had a face like Red Rum.
‐‐ Les Dawson
I'm the 'Muskrat Love' girl.
‐‐ Toni Tennille
I'm the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
‐‐ Al Franken
I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.
‐‐ Bette Davis
I'm the nicest, most loyal person in the world when it comes to my friends.
‐‐ Paris Hilton
I'm the Nickelodeon version of DangerMouse.
‐‐ Bruno Mars
I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way.
‐‐ Donald Trump
I'm the non-executive chairman of nine or so major companies, and on the nine companies, it's a little trying because you jump from one industry to another, as the case might be. But one had the reasonable knowledge of those nine activities, and it's been an exciting job.
‐‐ Ratan Tata
I'm the number-one fan of gangster movies.
‐‐ David Chase
I'm the old-fashioned type who prefers to meet a woman in a more normal setting. I don't like to feel that I'm being hunted down. I've always liked to do my own hunting when it comes to meeting women.
‐‐ George Clooney
I'm the old-school, letter-writing romantic. I know it's out of style, and not a lot of women go for that these days, but that's what I go for.
‐‐ Andre Holland
I'm the oldest 26-year-old I know. A lot of experience has been crammed into a short amount of time. Some days I feel a good 65, 70. Like I want to lie down.
‐‐ Yancy Butler
I'm the oldest and I've got two sisters.
‐‐ Lisa Snowdon
I'm the oldest antique in town.
‐‐ Norman Rockwell
I'm the oldest in my family and do play piano.
‐‐ David Lambert
I'm the oldest of six children and I had my own first baby when I was 23. So I've always been interested in babies, and I had lots of opportunities to watch them.
‐‐ Alison Gopnik
I'm the oldest of three girls. My sisters say I can be bossy.
‐‐ Gayle King