Truth is weirder than any fiction I've seen. Hunter S. Thompson fictionhavetruth Change image and share on social
I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side. Hunter S. Thompson believedarkhumor Change image and share on social
Good news is rare these days, and every glittering ounce of it should be cherished and hoarded and worshipped and fondled like a priceless diamond. Hunter S. Thompson cherishdaydiamond Change image and share on social
Rush Limbaugh is a lame professional swine, and he makes a good living at it. He is like a hired geek in some traveling backwoods carnival - the freaks who bite the heads off chickens - but Limbaugh is a modernized geek who thinks he can bite the heads off of people. Hunter S. Thompson backwoodbitecarnival share on social
Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it. Hunter S. Thompson balancedisasterluck Change image and share on social
The Hell's Angels try not to do anything halfway, and anyone who deals in extremes is bound to cause trouble, whether he means to or not. This, along with a belief in total retaliation for any offense or insult, is what makes the Hell's Angels unmanageable for the police and morbidly fascinating to the general public. Hunter S. Thompson angelbeliefbind share on social
I wasn't trying to be an outlaw writer. I never heard of that term; somebody else made it up. But we were all outside the law: Kerouac, Miller, Burroughs, Ginsberg, Kesey; I didn't have a gauge as to who was the worst outlaw. I just recognized allies: my people. Hunter S. Thompson allybadburroughs share on social
February is always a bad month for TV sports. Football is gone, basketball is plodding along in the annual midseason doldrums, and baseball is not even mentioned. Hunter S. Thompson annualbadbaseball Change image and share on social
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Hunter S. Thompson crookmorningneed Change image and share on social
I have long understood that losing always comes with the territory when you wander into the gambling business, just as getting crippled for life is an acceptable risk in the linebacker business. They both are extremely violent sports, and pain is part of the bargain. Buy the ticket, take the ride. Hunter S. Thompson acceptablebargainbusiness share on social