Top 35 Quotes by Howard Stern

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

I've come to appreciate other people's talents.

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I didn't listen to executives.

It's no treat being in bed with me.

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.