Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. Evan Esar houseworknoticewoman Change image and share on social
My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?' Trey Parker evenfamilygirlfriend Change image and share on social
The first day I arrived, they told me to go home and get rid of that cold. June Allyson arrivecoldday Change image and share on social
Ned made a tremendous rattling, at which Bullet took fright, broke his bridle, and dashed off in grand style; and would have stopped all farther negotiations by going home in disgust, had not a traveller arrested him and brought him back; but Kit did not move. Augustus Baldwin Longstreet arrestbackbreak share on social
This will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave. Elmer Davis bravefreehome Change image and share on social
When you're a fledgling youth-type adult, it appears that all people in their 40s look old enough to be in a painting hanging on the wall of a stately home in England. It's not until you limp into your 70s that people in their 40s look too young to vote, and college cheerleaders closely resemble Yorkshire terriers. Dan Jenkins 40s70sadult share on social
My biggest motivation is knowing what it feels like to win medals and thinking that I want that feeling again. It was incredible to succeed in Beijing and come home to your whole country behind you but, importantly, all your family and friends. Ken Wallace beijingbigcountry share on social
I didn't want children until my late thirties because my career was taking off, and I was having such a good time in New Order. But when you have children, you have to make decisions; I always wanted to stay at home with my kids. Gillian Gilbert careerchilddecision share on social
Home is the most popular, and will be the most enduring of all earthly establishments. Channing Pollock earthlyendureestablishment Change image and share on social
I work day-to-day on C# and .Net and work at home two days a week so I can do deep thinking, writing and reflecting. Anders Hejlsberg daydeephome Change image and share on social