People only have guilty pleasures when they crowbar pleasure down their throat all the time and then they reach for the brownies. Then you should feel guilty because you're killing your body and that's something to be guilty about. Hal Sparks bodybrowniecrowbar share on social
Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions. Hal Sparks christianchubbyjerry Change image and share on social
I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them. Hal Sparks computergrowinterest Change image and share on social
There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing. Unlike being in a band or a play or something, I don't have to rely on anyone else but me. Hal Sparks bandhesitationplay Change image and share on social
I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security. Hal Sparks actorbenefithave Change image and share on social
I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things. Hal Sparks dissectthingwriter Change image and share on social
It's better to waste money, than it is to waste time. You can always get more money. Hal Sparks moneytimewaste Change image and share on social
I'm as heterosexual as any person need be. I'm open about my relationships - or lack thereof - in my own life, because I want to make the case that gay isn't contagious. It's not something that you can catch or learn or choose. Hal Sparks casecatchchoose share on social
