A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman. H. L. Mencken badgoodman Change image and share on social
If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish. H. L. Mencken believedealfoolish Change image and share on social
I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense. H. L. Mencken commonhatelike Change image and share on social
I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them. H. L. Mencken baddetestlecture Change image and share on social
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. H. L. Mencken apeaveragedescend Change image and share on social
No one in this world, so far as I know - and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me - has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. H. L. Mencken agentemploygreat share on social
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. H. L. Mencken rejoicerepublicansin Change image and share on social
It is hard for the ape to believe he descended from man. H. L. Mencken apedescendhard Change image and share on social
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest. H. L. Mencken begincoronerdiscuss Change image and share on social
Morality is the theory that every human act must be either right or wrong, and that 99 % of them are wrong. H. L. Mencken acthumanmorality Change image and share on social
