I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie. Glenn Beck conservativezombie Change image and share on social
Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up. Glenn Beck conservativeheartlanguage Change image and share on social
The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?' Glenn Beck administrationhellmissile Change image and share on social
You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me. Glenn Beck funhavelot Change image and share on social
We're giving our freedoms away. The American experiment was about freedom. Freedom to be stupid, freedom to fail, freedom to succeed. Glenn Beck americanexperimentfail Change image and share on social
Americans also don't need to be taught how to give. We don't need to be taught how to take care of each other or how to be charitable. Glenn Beck americancarecharitable Change image and share on social
Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy. Glenn Beck childnobelparticipate Change image and share on social
What is the point of competing for a trophy if everyone gets a trophy? Glenn Beck competepointtrophy Change image and share on social
I'm a dad, and I no longer see a way for my kids to even inherit the money that I'm making, let alone go out there, have an idea, and create it in their own lifetime. Glenn Beck createdadidea Change image and share on social