You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me. Glenn Beck funhavelot Change image and share on social
We're giving our freedoms away. The American experiment was about freedom. Freedom to be stupid, freedom to fail, freedom to succeed. Glenn Beck americanexperimentfail Change image and share on social
I'm a dad, and I no longer see a way for my kids to even inherit the money that I'm making, let alone go out there, have an idea, and create it in their own lifetime. Glenn Beck createdadidea Change image and share on social
Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy. Glenn Beck childnobelparticipate Change image and share on social
What is the point of competing for a trophy if everyone gets a trophy? Glenn Beck competepointtrophy Change image and share on social
The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?' Glenn Beck administrationhellmissile Change image and share on social
I have no desire to be president of the United States. Zero desire. I don't think that I would be electable. And there are far too many people that are far smarter than me to be president. I'd like to find one with some honor and integrity. I haven't seen them yet, but they'll show up. Glenn Beck desireelectablefind share on social
I don't fancy myself a political commentator. I hate politics. I hate it. Glenn Beck commentatorfancyhate Change image and share on social
When did it become a problem to be a small businessman and become successful? The small businessman - like my father, or like me? Glenn Beck businessmanfatherproblem Change image and share on social
