When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry. Gabriel Iglesias actbasicallyeat Change image and share on social
Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed. Gabriel Iglesias comediangoalmovie Change image and share on social
I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it. Gabriel Iglesias buycoolday Change image and share on social
I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy. Gabriel Iglesias comedianhappywant Change image and share on social
I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive and I'm living and I'm experiencing different things every day, the show will always change. Gabriel Iglesias alivechangeday share on social
I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies. Gabriel Iglesias artillerycarrycookie Change image and share on social
I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go out there and tell some stories, and people can relate. Gabriel Iglesias controversiallifepeople Change image and share on social
I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, 'Oh, it's fake.' But it's not about whether the guy wins or loses, it's about how he entertains you the whole time you're watching. Gabriel Iglesias entertainfakeguy Change image and share on social
Believe it or not, I've got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I'm done. I'm not a guy that puts away 10 burgers. Gabriel Iglesias badburgerguy Change image and share on social
I was not the popular kid in school. Gabriel Iglesias kidpopularschool Change image and share on social
