I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, 'Oh, it's fake.' But it's not about whether the guy wins or loses, it's about how he entertains you the whole time you're watching. Gabriel Iglesias entertainfakeguy Change image and share on social
I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets. Gabriel Iglesias bigbuffetfood Change image and share on social
When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry. Gabriel Iglesias actbasicallyeat Change image and share on social
I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen. Gabriel Iglesias famoushappenmorning Change image and share on social
Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed. Gabriel Iglesias comediangoalmovie Change image and share on social
I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy. Gabriel Iglesias comedianhappywant Change image and share on social
I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive and I'm living and I'm experiencing different things every day, the show will always change. Gabriel Iglesias alivechangeday share on social
Being on TV sucks. It's a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I'm a control freak. When I'm doing stand-up, I say what I want and then I get instant feedback. Gabriel Iglesias changecontrolfeedback share on social
I was not the popular kid in school. Gabriel Iglesias kidpopularschool Change image and share on social
You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage. Gabriel Iglesias gottalifelive Change image and share on social
