Top 38 Quotes by Eric Idle

I do pool exercises, like weightlifting but underwater. I walk, I swim... I'm pretty fit for an old bloke.

We've discovered that the less we do, the more money we make.

People can tell the truth much more freely when they're apparently lying.

No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad.

I was thrilled to win a Tony in 2005 for 'Spamalot'.

I'm drawn to things that aren't particularly popular at the time. I don't know why.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.

At least in America, you have freedom of speech, which is a good thing. It's just a question of whether you're allowed to use it on 'Fox News'.

I listen to the audience and try and bounce with them. All audiences are different. But they are all homo sapiens.

A website can be very time-intensive, but I'd love to have one where people can contribute to it - like invent islands and make their own flags, and their own laws. I think that'd be kind of fun.