I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you're supposed to feel all kinds of things. Ellen DeGeneres comediancryeasily Change image and share on social
We focus so much on our differences, and that is creating, I think, a lot of chaos and negativity and bullying in the world. And I think if everybody focused on what we all have in common - which is - we all want to be happy. Ellen DeGeneres bullychaoscommon share on social
I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals. Ellen DeGeneres gayheterosexualpeople Change image and share on social
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. Ellen DeGeneres barbiebuzzcut Change image and share on social
Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow. Ellen DeGeneres appealdecidemake Change image and share on social
I was raised that you don't use something nice until there's someplace to go. Ellen DeGeneres niceraisesomeplace Change image and share on social
I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He's the mayor of some small town in Texas. I could be the mayor's wife right now. Ellen DeGeneres desperatelyguyhigh Change image and share on social
I would love for the world to be happier. Ellen DeGeneres happyloveworld Change image and share on social
If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move. Ellen DeGeneres cleangoodmove Change image and share on social
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres daygrandmotherhell Change image and share on social
