But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's get our priorities straight. I think we all know what's really important in life - winning an Oscar. Ellen DeGeneres emmyimportantlife Change image and share on social
Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow. Ellen DeGeneres appealdecidemake Change image and share on social
I was raised that you don't use something nice until there's someplace to go. Ellen DeGeneres niceraisesomeplace Change image and share on social
If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move. Ellen DeGeneres cleangoodmove Change image and share on social
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres daygrandmotherhell Change image and share on social
I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms. Ellen DeGeneres dairyfarmfootage Change image and share on social
It's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting. Are they fun when they happen? No. But they are what make us unique. And that's what I know for sure... I think. Ellen DeGeneres challengedepthfun Change image and share on social
I'm not an activist; I don't look for controversy. I'm not a political person, but I'm a person with compassion. I care passionately about equal rights. I care about human rights. I care about animal rights. Ellen DeGeneres activistanimalcare share on social
There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I would be able to play golf which I don't seem to have time now. Ellen DeGeneres golfjobplay Change image and share on social
I get those fleeting, beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and then the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, I'm a human trying to make it through in this world. Ellen DeGeneres beautifuldayfleet Change image and share on social