The closest thing to hell on earth is prison. It's the worst experience I've ever had in my life. Besides death. Duane Chapman badclosedeath Change image and share on social
Born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Arresting fugitives is all I crave. Duane Chapman arrestbearcave Change image and share on social
I'm very emotional. That's why I wear shades a lot. Duane Chapman emotionallotshade Change image and share on social
I'm going to be Dog, and I'm going to be an entertainer. And I'm going to make mistakes. Duane Chapman dogentertainermake Change image and share on social
I have a hard problem, being some part Native American - being a Christian: do you get burned, do you get cremated, do you get - let the sharks eat you? How do you die? Duane Chapman americanburnchristian Change image and share on social
Six men can carry you or 12 men can judge you. You decide! Duane Chapman carrydecidejudge Change image and share on social
