The Internet has destroyed irony in the world, or at least wounded it considerably. What are we to do about an invention whose end result is that starving people in China are looking up things on marthastewart.com? Douglas Coupland chinaconsiderablydestroy share on social
Blame is just a lazy person's way of making sense of chaos. Douglas Coupland blamechaoslazy Change image and share on social
The harder you try to become the opposite of your parents, the more quickly you become them. Douglas Coupland hardoppositeparent Change image and share on social
I will say that my days are spent solitary and somewhat lost in thought, and every single time I inadvertently wear my shirt inside out in public, I bump into my sister-in-law at the grocery store. Douglas Coupland bumpdaygrocery Change image and share on social
Any passion to collect has some meaning behind it. Douglas Coupland collectmeanpassion Change image and share on social
Once you see someone lose it, you can never look at them the same way again. Douglas Coupland lose Change image and share on social
High school is such a shared experience in North American culture. Douglas Coupland americancultureexperience Change image and share on social
As a form of escapism, yearning for the 20th century is understandable, but in practice it would be horrible - sort of like going on a holiday promising yourself you could go without the Internet, only to crumble and walk in a daze to the local Internet cafe to gorge on connectivity. Douglas Coupland 20thcafecentury share on social
Fashionable people can opt out of the fashion stream, but a stylish person never becomes unstylish unless they hit their head on a rock and suffer brain damage. Douglas Coupland braindamagefashion Change image and share on social
Cellphones have, if nothing else, turned TV crime writers into lazy sloths. Douglas Coupland cellphonecrimelazy Change image and share on social