Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Douglas Adams accountallowcapable Change image and share on social
People wanted me to do a CD-ROM of 'Hitchhiker's,' and I thought, 'No, no.' I didn't want to just sort of reverse-engineer yet another thing from a book I'd already written. I think that the digital media are interesting enough in their own right to be worth originating something in. Douglas Adams bookdigitalengineer share on social
Books are sharks... because sharks have been around for a very long time. There were sharks before there were dinosaurs, and the reason sharks are still in the ocean is that nothing is better at being a shark than a shark. Douglas Adams bookdinosaurlong share on social
In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground. Douglas Adams flygrindmis Change image and share on social
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. Douglas Adams continuehappenmoment Change image and share on social
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams commoncompletecompletely Change image and share on social
I have rooms full of little dongly things and don't want any more. Half the little dongly things I've got, I don't even know what gizmo they're for. More importantly, half the gizmos I've got, I don't know where their little dongly thing is. Douglas Adams donglyfullgizmo share on social
I was the only kid who anybody I knew has ever seen actually walk into a lamppost with his eyes wide open. Everybody assumed that there must be something going on inside, because there sure as hell wasn't anything going on on the outside! Douglas Adams assumeeyehell share on social
Of course you can't 'trust' what people tell you on the web anymore than you can 'trust' what people tell you on megaphones, postcards or in restaurants. Working out the social politics of who you can trust and why is, quite literally, what a very large part of our brain has evolved to do. Douglas Adams anymorebrainevolve share on social
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with. Douglas Adams breadthgalaxyhitch Change image and share on social