I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with. Denis Leary callcombinecountry Change image and share on social
The thing with movies is, because you have so little time, I always feel like there are more things we could've done with the character. If we'd done a sequel to 'The Thomas Crown Affair,' what would that have been like? But for the most part, you try not to think of that, because it's just going to break your heart. Denis Leary affairbreakcharacter share on social
My brother and I tortured my mother growing up. Denis Leary brothergrowmother Change image and share on social
People saying, 'Life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to.' Welcome to the club. I wanted to be the starting center-fielder for the Boston Red Sox, for chrissakes! Denis Leary bostoncenterchrissake Change image and share on social
It would be great if firefighters across the country had the guarantee that they would be making enough money to support their family right from the get-go, but that's not the case. Denis Leary casecountryfamily Change image and share on social
I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence. Denis Leary ashtonborecompare Change image and share on social
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid. Denis Leary clotheguaranteelay Change image and share on social
The biggest battle for a lot of people who come out of the theater, which is where I was trained, is that they can never forget that a camera is pointed at them. Denis Leary battlebigcamera Change image and share on social
Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy or a short guy, or anybody not passing the test in a life-or-death job, leads to friction. Denis Leary deathdepartmentfat share on social
Kids are incredibly expensive. But it pays off later when they are better educated, bigger, and better-looking than you. And find you incessantly boring and uncool. Denis Leary bigboreeducate Change image and share on social