I think there are brilliant jokes to be made about abortion, and we should be able to talk about this in the way that we make jokes about death - you should be able to make jokes about everything. Caitlin Moran abortionbrilliantdeath Change image and share on social
Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death. Mike Myers deathmarriageroom Change image and share on social
Despite living in this post-9/11 age of transnational terrorism, the risk of death during air travel has plummeted to the point where we now measure it in the 'per billions' of passengers. Thomas P.M. Barnett ageairbillion Change image and share on social
No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death. Plato deathevilgood Change image and share on social
Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying. Jean Cocteau beginbirthday Change image and share on social
There's a story everywhere. Being bored to death someplace is basically a funny proposition. What you have to watch out for is you don't write a boring story about a boring place. Tim Cahill basicallyboredeath Change image and share on social
In the event of the death of a current or former President, like the recent death of President Ronald Reagan, the flag should be flown at half-staff for thirty days from the day of the death. Michael K. Simpson currentdaydeath Change image and share on social
Meeting authors is kind of the death of the characters. That is always heartbreaking. Chuck Palahniuk authorcharacterdeath Change image and share on social
I think that I am responsible for the death of thousands of things and for the misery of thousands of people, just through the things that I buy and how I live my life, and these are not things that ever deserved to die. Chuck Palahniuk buydeathdeserve share on social
Running at night used to frighten me. Part of it was simply safety, the question of whether level ground would truly appear under each tentative footstep, and whether the temporary but complete blindness suffered while running toward headlights was, in fact, concealing death. Don Kardong blindnesscompleteconceal share on social
