I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do. Dana Carvey confidencelotridiculous Change image and share on social
The kind of money that show business will pay you, unless you need to have shoes made of diamonds, you can actually put it in the bank and sort of be okay. Dana Carvey bankbusinessdiamond Change image and share on social
Every celebrity in the world, if their movie bombs or whatever, they hold their kid up on a magazine and say, 'I'm really a dad.' Dana Carvey bombcelebritydad Change image and share on social
I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State. Dana Carvey comedycompetitionfrancisco Change image and share on social
I was not in 'Iron Man 2,' but I take a daily iron supplement. Dana Carvey dailyironman Change image and share on social
I think there's a big price to pay for consciousness, knowing that it's all going to end and we're mortal. I envy dogs. They don't know they're getting old! And they don't know it's towards the end. I mean, they never think, 'I used to get by on 16 hours of sleep a day. Now, if I don't get 19, I'm a wreck.' Dana Carvey bigconsciousnessday share on social
I think the Brexit vote in Great Britain informing this populist movement of nationalism is kind of a global thing, and I think it's no particular political party's fault. People have been left behind, and in America, we're used to going forward. It's always like we're going to be better; the next generation's going to be better. Dana Carvey americabrexitbritain share on social
I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff. Dana Carvey biologyexistentialfind Change image and share on social
I did a sitcom with Desi Arnaz Jr. in a pilot called 'Whacked Out.' We were bombing, and Lucille Ball grabbed the mic and started berating the audience. Dana Carvey arnazaudienceball Change image and share on social
I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor. Dana Carvey artcountrycross Change image and share on social