I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character. Dana Carvey celebritycharacterdream Change image and share on social
I was not in 'Iron Man 2,' but I take a daily iron supplement. Dana Carvey dailyironman Change image and share on social
I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could only wonder if I would ever have the chance to be funny. It took me five years to go up the two stories, but it is such a sense of fulfillment to be able to show what I can do on national television. Dana Carvey 8thchanceeddie share on social
I'm from the old school - you go where the power is, and you try to make fun of it. When it becomes off limits to say or do certain things without being brutalized or censored or whatever, it's unfortunate. Dana Carvey brutalizecensorfun share on social
I think there's a big price to pay for consciousness, knowing that it's all going to end and we're mortal. I envy dogs. They don't know they're getting old! And they don't know it's towards the end. I mean, they never think, 'I used to get by on 16 hours of sleep a day. Now, if I don't get 19, I'm a wreck.' Dana Carvey bigconsciousnessday share on social
Definitely for me, my personality, having children was a definite sea change. I found it very, very hard to balance show business and being a dad. The narcissism of show business and the complete, total focus of it was very difficult. Dana Carvey balancebusinesschange share on social
I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids. Dana Carvey dadenjoykid Change image and share on social
I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State. Dana Carvey comedycompetitionfrancisco Change image and share on social
Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star. Dana Carvey abstractcomicdescribe Change image and share on social
I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty. Dana Carvey famousnuttytheory Change image and share on social