I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do. Dana Carvey confidencelotridiculous Change image and share on social
Every celebrity in the world, if their movie bombs or whatever, they hold their kid up on a magazine and say, 'I'm really a dad.' Dana Carvey bombcelebritydad Change image and share on social
I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State. Dana Carvey comedycompetitionfrancisco Change image and share on social
I was not in 'Iron Man 2,' but I take a daily iron supplement. Dana Carvey dailyironman Change image and share on social
I think there's a big price to pay for consciousness, knowing that it's all going to end and we're mortal. I envy dogs. They don't know they're getting old! And they don't know it's towards the end. I mean, they never think, 'I used to get by on 16 hours of sleep a day. Now, if I don't get 19, I'm a wreck.' Dana Carvey bigconsciousnessday share on social
I think the Brexit vote in Great Britain informing this populist movement of nationalism is kind of a global thing, and I think it's no particular political party's fault. People have been left behind, and in America, we're used to going forward. It's always like we're going to be better; the next generation's going to be better. Dana Carvey americabrexitbritain share on social
I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff. Dana Carvey biologyexistentialfind Change image and share on social
I did a sitcom with Desi Arnaz Jr. in a pilot called 'Whacked Out.' We were bombing, and Lucille Ball grabbed the mic and started berating the audience. Dana Carvey arnazaudienceball Change image and share on social
I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite. Dana Carvey juniorpossiblyshow Change image and share on social
I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor. Dana Carvey artcountrycross Change image and share on social