Top 241 Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

My books didn't fit a marketing niche.

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

I have a lot of fans who are in the prison system, where ramen noodles are a kind of staple. Prisoners are always sending me recipes.

Arguing that God doesn't exist would be like people in the 10th century arguing that germs and microbes didn't exist because they couldn't see them.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

I will never write a sequel to anything that I will ever write.

Every time I write something, I think, this is the most offensive thing I will ever write. But no. I always surprise myself.

My personal theory is that younger audiences disdain books - not because those readers are dumber than past readers, but because today's reader is smarter.

We're so much more likely to feel sympathy for an animal than another person; thus, the best fiction uses animals to define truly humane behavior.

When I was little, my grandma used to get romance novels, and she would get hundreds of these, and she'd read a dozen a month.