Top 241 Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.

I have a lot of money.

I always thought I'd write when I retired - when I turned 65.

You can tell a more over-the-top incredible story if you use a nonfiction form.

Being lonely is not a bad thing for a writer.

Writing in public gives you that access to a junkyard of details all around you.

We don't see a lot of models for male social interaction. There's sports and barn raisings.

I tell everyone I interact with what I'm working on and let them bring me anecdotes that illustrate my themes.

Every author has to eventually write a food book.

If we all lived according to the teachings of Jesus Christ, life would be much simpler.