Sometimes when you tell a story, you reach a little bit too far just to make the story a better one. Christopher Buckley bitemakereach Change image and share on social
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to mix the martinis, one to change the light bulb, and one to reminisce about how good the old one was. Christopher Buckley bulbchangegood Change image and share on social
Not much ever really comes of commissions, really. The last one that really came up with something truly concrete was the Warren Commission, and for all its good work, most Americans persist in believing that Oswald was working in tandem with the CIA, FBI, Lyndon Johnson, and the John Birch Society. Christopher Buckley americanbelievebirch share on social
I love Washington. I have an affection for the place. For a satirist, I think it's sort of Disneyland. I mean, you know, there's always some inspiration in the morning's headlines. Christopher Buckley affectiondisneylandheadline Change image and share on social
In public relations, you live with the reality that not every disaster can be made to look like a misunderstood triumph. Christopher Buckley disasterlivemake Change image and share on social
I'm not a particularly cerebral writer. I unabashedly go for the belly. Christopher Buckley bellycerebralunabashedly Change image and share on social
As for the financial world - I've been working in the Forbes building for eight years. You soak up a little bit of ambient stuff about all this - I know what a gold straddle is, what the Lombard rate is. Christopher Buckley ambientbitebuild share on social
Myself, I'm a post-ideological conservative. Christopher Buckley conservativeideologicalpost Change image and share on social
I had some adventures at the White House, but hardly enough to fill a full memoir. Christopher Buckley adventurefillfull Change image and share on social
I was an only child who had every advantage, every blessing, absolutely. Christopher Buckley absolutelyadvantagebless Change image and share on social