My life is an awkward visit from the kids table. Chris Colfer awkwardkidlife Change image and share on social
Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter! Chris Colfer callclassdaughter share on social
I can act... I do a little writing as well. And I'm good at typing. I'm a creative typist, actually. Chris Colfer actcreativegood Change image and share on social
It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland. Chris Colfer actadddisneyland Change image and share on social
I'm horrible at auditions anyway. Maybe that's why I never got anything. Chris Colfer auditionhorrible Change image and share on social
I think always staying focused and not taking things too seriously, but taking the important things seriously. Chris Colfer focusimportantstay Change image and share on social
I'm pretty sure I'm going to fall in my GaGa shoes one night on tour and I'm hoping it becomes a Youtube sensation. Chris Colfer fallgagahope Change image and share on social
I couldn't do country, with all due respect to all country music artists. My parents dressed me up with a cowboy hat and we'd go to the rodeo when I was younger and it traumatized me for life. Chris Colfer artistcountrycowboy Change image and share on social
I do better singing female songs because my voice is so high-pitched. Chris Colfer femalehighpitch Change image and share on social
