I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed? Brian Celio closedayeat Change image and share on social
You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right. Brian Celio heartlongmind Change image and share on social
Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own. Brian Celio artistbuilddear Change image and share on social
Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary. Brian Celio dictionaryhateplaya Change image and share on social
Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both. Brian Celio individualityroomunity Change image and share on social
Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source. Brian Celio logicallyloselove Change image and share on social
Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat. Brian Celio honestpassengerperson Change image and share on social
Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart. Brian Celio comedysmartstupid Change image and share on social
