Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary. Brian Celio dictionaryhateplaya Change image and share on social
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris. Brian Celio chuckjamejoyce Change image and share on social
Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both. Brian Celio individualityroomunity Change image and share on social
Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source. Brian Celio logicallyloselove Change image and share on social
I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home? Brian Celio doorgodheaven Change image and share on social
Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat. Brian Celio honestpassengerperson Change image and share on social
Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure. Brian Celio pressuretoughwork Change image and share on social
Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart. Brian Celio comedysmartstupid Change image and share on social
