Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny. Betty White bawdydirtyfunny Change image and share on social
If you're walking with your lady on the sidewalk, I still like to see a man walking street-side, to protect the lady from traffic. I grew up with that, and I hate to see something like that get lost. I still like to see that a man opens the door. I like those touches of chivalry that are fast disappearing. Betty White chivalrydisappeardoor share on social
I really don't care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are. Betty White caredecenthuman Change image and share on social
My mother and dad were big animal lovers, too. I just don't know how I would have lived without animals around me. I'm fascinated by them - both domestic pets and the wild community. They just are the most interesting things in the world to me, and it's made such a difference in my lifetime. Betty White animalbigcommunity share on social
You know what the problem that animal activists sometimes have? They only concentrate on the heartbreaking things to the point where the general public thinks, 'Oh, here comes those animal folks again and I'm going to hear all the things I don't want to hear.' Betty White activistanimalconcentrate share on social
When we started in television, there was that magic box in the corner of the room, and 'Oh my gosh - look what it's doing!' Betty White boxcornergosh Change image and share on social
I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it. Betty White doubleenjoyentendre Change image and share on social
I had to make a major decision with myself because I just don't think you can do both: try to have a baby career and raise it and have a baby baby and raise it. And to try to do justice to either one. It was a very conscious decision on my part not to have children - which I have never regretted. Betty White babycareerchild share on social
I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there are plenty of others, too. They are the most blessed people in the world, and they don't appreciate it. Betty White abuseblessbusiness share on social