I could draw Bloom County with my nose and pay my cleaning lady to write it, and I'd bet I wouldn't lose 10% of my papers over the next twenty years. Such is the nature of comic-strips. Once established, their half-life is usually more than nuclear waste. Berkeley Breathed betbloomclean share on social
I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards. Berkeley Breathed cardgreetguy Change image and share on social
And that's why any of my picture books exist: They all seem to be built backwards from a simple, emotionally optimistic story beat. Berkeley Breathed backwardsbeatbook Change image and share on social
I started as a news photographer at the University Of Texas' Daily Texan. Berkeley Breathed dailynewsphotographer Change image and share on social
If nothing is serious anymore, then there's nothing to satirize. Berkeley Breathed anymoresatirize Change image and share on social
Keep in mind that in 1985, I had a potential readership of over 50 million Americans. At that time, a good portion of those were under 30. Berkeley Breathed americangoodmillion Change image and share on social
I happen to think nearly everybody - especially those one might find in the odd issue of 'People' magazine, including me - is frightfully boring, Especially me. And Tom Cruise. Tom and I are alike in only this way. Berkeley Breathed alikeborecruise share on social
Despite what they tell you, there are simply no moral absolutes in a complex world. Berkeley Breathed absolutecomplexmoral Change image and share on social
It was a huge challenge to learn digital painting well enough so that computers don't pop into mind when one sees one. Berkeley Breathed challengecomputerdigital Change image and share on social
I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter would be calling me a dork as a default term of endearment eventually. Berkeley Breathed calldaughterdefault Change image and share on social
