I have charity work that I do. I started my own charity, the Friends of the Prostate, and I'm also working on awareness of the deviated septum. I do this because not many people are interested in it. There's also Save the Funnel-web - they're dying out. Barry Humphries awarenesscharitydeviate share on social
New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human. Barry Humphries countryhumanmillion Change image and share on social
I've never looked at my Facebook page or my website, because I'm fundamentally an amateur. Barry Humphries amateurfacebookfundamentally Change image and share on social
I Sellotape whole tins of sardines to my face at night, attach two squeezed lemon rinds to my armadillo-skinned elbows, and put cucumber on my eyes. By the time I'm finished, I look like a fruit salad with added fish. In the morning, the pillow is pretty much a write-off. Barry Humphries addarmadilloattach share on social
To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother. Barry Humphries australiadancelive Change image and share on social
Glamour comes from within. My beauty regime begins with my personality. Barry Humphries beautybeginglamour Change image and share on social
I really feel sorry for kids who aren't interested in history - recent history, either, because it is this that made us what we are. Barry Humphries feelhistoryinterest Change image and share on social
I am writing a book called 'The History of Australia in Hundred Objects.' It's of things we have invented in Australia. And you know, some of them are amazing. We invented the clapper boards used in films. We invented those cranes - those big long cranes used on construction sites. Barry Humphries amazeaustraliabig share on social
My husband passed away a long time ago, and of course a lot of people have courted me. I've been taken to dinner and also to things like Larry Hagman, in particular years ago. And more recently, of course, little Hugh Jackman - and he's too young for me though, frankly. Barry Humphries agocourtdinner share on social
Political correctness means nothing to me. Nothing. It's the new Puritanism, darling. Preventing us from expressing ourselves. Barry Humphries correctnessdarlingexpress Change image and share on social
