Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old. Bam Margera feelwakeyear Change image and share on social
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel. Bam Margera drinkwheel Change image and share on social
These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon! Bam Margera commongrindpeople Change image and share on social
One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes. Bam Margera grindlastminute Change image and share on social
I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania. Bam Margera hospitalmediumpennsylvania Change image and share on social
My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him. Bam Margera barelyblowcrazy share on social
Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy. Bam Margera breakdestroyhard Change image and share on social
