I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy. Ashton Kutcher comedyfunnygeneral Change image and share on social
As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to being married. Ashton Kutcher goalmarriagemarry Change image and share on social
I actually used to be a front for the largest national sports-betting syndicate in America. Ashton Kutcher americabetfront Change image and share on social
I say whatever I think and whatever is on my mind, and I just hope that it comes out good. I just try to have a lot of fun. Ashton Kutcher fungoodhope Change image and share on social
I don't have to act for work anymore; I can act for passion. That's freeing, but it's also a prison of its own. When you can do anything you want, you're really responsible to do something great. And that's scary. Ashton Kutcher actanymorefree share on social
When your wife calls, you have to take it, no matter what you're doing. Ashton Kutcher callmatterwife Change image and share on social
Your shoes have to match your belt. That's rule number one for guys. You can't put the brown shoes with the black belt. Or a brown belt with a black wristwatch. Just don't do it! Also, I don't like boots with suits. And when you wear sneakers, make sure they go with your shirt. Ashton Kutcher beltblackboot share on social
I've already exceeded my expectations for myself. I'm one of the most influential people! I mean come on! I wanted to be... I never thought the things I've experienced in my life, I didn't think that was the life that I was gonna get to live. Ashton Kutcher exceedexpectationexperience share on social
I am only young once, who cares if I'm a goofball! Ashton Kutcher caregoofballyoung Change image and share on social
My mom's whole side of the family, they're all Packers fans. My mom's a Bears fan. My stepdad is a Vikings guy. So that gets ugly. My mom sits upstairs watching the Bears game; he sits in the basement. They can't watch it together. Football's a violent anger in our family dynamic. Ashton Kutcher angerbasementbear share on social
