In the second grade, I would just get bored and a joke would pop into my head and I would have to say it. It was almost like I had some brilliant novel in my head that I had to get down, and I would interrupt class all the time and get in trouble. Anthony Jeselnik borebrilliantclass share on social
I loved Stephen Wright, and I loved Mitch Hedberg, but they seemed like geniuses you could never emulate. You'd just be ripping them off. Anthony Jeselnik emulategeniusehedberg Change image and share on social
I enjoyed writing for someone else's voice, but I wasn't very good at it. Anthony Jeselnik enjoygoodvoice Change image and share on social
I don't think people shouldn't try to be edgy, but you have to take what the audience says to you in consideration. Anthony Jeselnik audienceconsiderationedgy Change image and share on social
I'm not just offensive, I'm very smart about the way that I do it, and that takes a lot of time. People say that young comics shouldn't be trying these things. That's ridiculous. You should try everything and see what sticks. Anthony Jeselnik comiclotoffensive share on social
I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke. Anthony Jeselnik fodderguyjoke Change image and share on social
On Twitter, when someone would die, I would write a joke. Or if there's a tragedy, I would write a joke and tweet it. That was my thing, and then at a certain point, people started demanding it. Anthony Jeselnik demanddiejoke Change image and share on social