At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. Ann Landers homekindmarry Change image and share on social
You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat. Ann Landers giraffeguystrep Change image and share on social
Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most comforting words of all; this, too, shall pass. Ann Landers comfortexpectinevitable Change image and share on social
The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet. Ann Landers fasttalkthink Change image and share on social
I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck. Ann Landers advisedeckfloor Change image and share on social
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. Ann Landers deadhappymarry Change image and share on social
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers acceptadmirationconclusive Change image and share on social
Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. Ann Landers classfootednesslife Change image and share on social
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. Ann Landers disguisehardopportunity Change image and share on social
Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses. Ann Landers allowancebadcatch share on social
