I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself. Allan Carr celebrityexcitemeet Change image and share on social
I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof. Allan Carr badlychristianchurch Change image and share on social
I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy. Allan Carr lazytelly Change image and share on social
You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home. Allan Carr bottomexcitehero share on social
We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so if we can bottle that, then I'll be happy. We just get on, and that's half the battle. Allan Carr battlebottlehalf Change image and share on social
I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration. Allan Carr ballfrustratefrustration Change image and share on social