If I'm going to act in someone's movie, I want the movie to be interesting and be able to get a couple of solid doubles. Albert Brooks actcoupledouble Change image and share on social
If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it. Albert Brooks magicwritewriter Change image and share on social
You know, when cameras are rolling, improvisation doesn't feel natural. The pressure is too great. You're on a time schedule. You've got 60 crewmen. Albert Brooks cameracrewmanfeel Change image and share on social
I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot. Albert Brooks bizbusinesseat Change image and share on social
I studied acting at Carnegie Tech in Pittsburgh because I figured a good comedian certainly could act. Albert Brooks actcarnegiecomedian Change image and share on social
The idea behind 'Defending Your Life': Imagine if you had to sit in a courtroom and watch your life. I don't care who you are - if you committed a crime and you had to have all of your emails searched and made public, who on this planet could survive that? Nobody. Albert Brooks carecommitcourtroom share on social
The people on this planet that are trying to live their life, that aren't trying to destroy things, are in the 99.9-percent majority. Albert Brooks destroylifelive Change image and share on social
Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it. Albert Brooks bullfightcomfortablydie Change image and share on social
I guess I was the class clown - with a name like Albert Einstein, you don't hide in the back. I'd read the school bulletin to the class, and I'd add activities and make stuff up. It was good, a good 10 minutes every morning. Albert Brooks activityaddalbert share on social
I probably learned, being in 'Taxi Driver' before I made my first film, I would come to the set every day just to watch how that film came about. It's like a graduate course: it's terrific. You talk to the cinematographer during the breaks. You ask the electrician why they are doing this. Albert Brooks breakcinematographerday share on social