Once you sign on as an actor, you know, you don't go to the editing room, you don't see how they cut, you don't see how they score, you don't see how they cast the rest of the movie. Albert Brooks actorcastcut Change image and share on social
I've always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible. Albert Brooks acthaveimpossible Change image and share on social
My dad played a character on the radio called 'Parkyakarkus.' A Greek-dialect comedian. He did Friars' roasts and wrote material and made people laugh that way. But he wrote his own shows with other writers. Albert Brooks callcharactercomedian share on social
I wrote this book, '2030,' and I was careful in the book not to overdo the future because I don't think it comes that fast. Albert Brooks bookcarefulfast Change image and share on social
Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. Albert Brooks funnyoccasionallypromotional Change image and share on social
Nobody will leave any place unless they're forced out. That's the nature of humans. Once you're there, you're there. I've never seen anybody get up voluntarily and leave any place. Albert Brooks forcehavehuman Change image and share on social
I did years of summer stock. I sort of only wanted to be an actor. And then at 19, I was funny, and I had some of these bits that I did for friends, and I immediately could get on television. Albert Brooks actorbitfriend Change image and share on social
I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment. Albert Brooks bigcomplimentpig Change image and share on social
Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste. Albert Brooks entertainmenttesttoothpaste Change image and share on social