Top 59 Quotes by Al Yankovic

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

You don't need to be defined by your job.

So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.