Hot girls have so many options. Sitting at home alone any night of the week and searching the Internet for a dude is on zero hot girls' agendas. So they're definitely not coming after you. Adam DeVine agendacomedude Change image and share on social
I tend to have a lot of jokes about ex-girlfriends. They always ask me if they will be the subject of a joke, and I always tell them they won't. Unless they do something crazy. They all tend to, so you know where that goes. There are no closed doors. The 'art' will suffer. Adam DeVine artclosecrazy share on social
Some celebrities like to get behind water conservation or helping the homeless get back on their feet. Me? Body grooming control: that's what I like to step behind 100 percent. Adam DeVine backbodycelebrity Change image and share on social
I did telemarketing for years, starting at the age of 16, just selling steak knives to old people. Old people go through a weird amount of steak knives. I also sold straight meat over the telephone. Adam DeVine ageamountknife Change image and share on social
I'm such a huge 'Arrested Development' fan. Adam DeVine arrestdevelopmentfan Change image and share on social
When telemarketers call me now, I won't get the blow-horn. I'm more polite than the average person. Adam DeVine averageblowcall Change image and share on social
I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy. Adam DeVine chriseddielouis Change image and share on social
I'm not a good rapper. For whatever reason, my brain does not work that way. I just do the beginning, like, 'Yeah, yeah! Ha ha! Woo! What up? Come on! Get at me!' I'm Captain Hook. Adam DeVine beginbraincaptain Change image and share on social
People want to be friends with someone who likes to have a good time. Adam DeVine friendgoodlike Change image and share on social
After 'Pitch Perfect,' I only want to be in sequels. No. 2 of whatever. Adam DeVine perfectpitchsequel Change image and share on social
