Top 41 Quotes by Adam DeVine

Some celebrities like to get behind water conservation or helping the homeless get back on their feet. Me? Body grooming control: that's what I like to step behind 100 percent.

I did telemarketing for years, starting at the age of 16, just selling steak knives to old people. Old people go through a weird amount of steak knives. I also sold straight meat over the telephone.

I'm such a huge 'Arrested Development' fan.

When telemarketers call me now, I won't get the blow-horn. I'm more polite than the average person.

I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy.

I'm not a good rapper. For whatever reason, my brain does not work that way. I just do the beginning, like, 'Yeah, yeah! Ha ha! Woo! What up? Come on! Get at me!' I'm Captain Hook.

People want to be friends with someone who likes to have a good time.

The American school system's a little warped, so anyone can get a degree if they have a little money.

I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian, even as a kid. Me and my dad would watch 'Evening at the Improv' on A&E.

After 'Pitch Perfect,' I only want to be in sequels. No. 2 of whatever.