Steve Allen

Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized.

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.

The Lebanese people voted this time for change. So they are not satisfied with the actual situation. They want to see a new government. They want to see a new vision.

The United States have fulfilled in good faith all their treaty stipulations with the Indian tribes, and have in every other instance insisted upon a like performance of their obligations.

Cheerleaders deserve a lot of respect for what they do.