I heard that after you throw away a 'New York Times,' it takes over a hundred years for the lies to biodegrade. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes biodegrade hear hundred
Don't be afraid to make things up. Never fear being exposed as a fraud. Experts make things up all the time. They're qualified to. Stephen Colbert afraidexpertexpose Change image and share on social
I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad. That's a mug. That's not me talking. You can't just buy those. Stephen Colbert buydadmug Change image and share on social
Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls? Stephen Colbert agnosticatheistball Change image and share on social
I always dreamed of writing in an orchestral context. But when you finish a piece, you want to hear it. So we played everything with Phish. Trey Anastasio contextdreamfinish Change image and share on social
If you can change three lives in 10, three lives in a hundred, that's got to be good, hasn't it? Ian Botham changegoodhundred Change image and share on social