With Twitter, you just want to make people laugh in their meeting; on stage, people have paid for their tickets with their hard-earned money, so I owe them the truth as I experience it. Rob Delaney earnexperiencehard Change image and share on social
It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up, so I sort of try to subversively undercut that. Rob Delaney bodyconspirecorporation Change image and share on social
I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage. Rob Delaney endlesslyfascinatemarriage Change image and share on social
The best thing you can do when you're not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk around, read a book, go talk to some birds or a dog and replenish the well, as it were. Rob Delaney birdbookdog share on social
The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live your life. When you're on Twitter, you're not living, and if you're not living, you're not taking in stimuli with which you can create new material. Rob Delaney civiliancomediancreate share on social
In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame. Rob Delaney fancyguyhigh Change image and share on social
I want people to feel good about themselves. Rob Delaney feelgoodpeople Change image and share on social
I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious. Rob Delaney crazyenglishhilarious Change image and share on social
I'm a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I'm not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting enough to plan to be involved. Rob Delaney affiliatebegincampaign Change image and share on social
It's hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking in our robust, made-up language. Rob Delaney embarrasshardhear Change image and share on social
