There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes fit humor introspective
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. Rita Rudner humanitylosepeople Change image and share on social
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Rita Rudner eighteenfeltgod Change image and share on social
My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping. Rita Rudner buryhusbandmother Change image and share on social
You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs. Daniel H. Wilson belongfindhope Change image and share on social
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by 'survival of the fittest.' Bill Cosby basketbrotherchild share on social
I don't like talking about myself. I don't like talking about these introspective things. George Allen introspectivetalkthing Change image and share on social