My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes bury cookie husband
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. Rita Rudner humanitylosepeople Change image and share on social
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Rita Rudner eighteenfeltgod Change image and share on social
My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping. Rita Rudner buryhusbandmother Change image and share on social
When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies. Amy Sedaris buychipchocolate share on social
I think that, in almost all human beings, there is buried a profound tribal instinct that makes us very susceptible to being aroused to patriotic fervour. Adam Hochschild arousebeingbury Change image and share on social
My husband and I click wedding rings sometimes and say, 'By the power of the Castle of Greyskull!' Tamora Pierce castleclickgreyskull Change image and share on social